So, because I felt like I haven't properly expressed myself fully to them, here's to you, my faraway pals....

Yo, yo, yo!!! CHEK DIS!!!

LAUREN AND AMBA MY NIKKAS!!! WE DOWN LIKE DAT!!! REST O' YO BITCHES, SUCK MA NINE!!! YA'LL AIN'T SHIT!!

(Yeah, that gland in my brain that constantly screams "YOU'RE WHITE, MORON!!" is on the fritz today.)

Open House sucked. I have first period with Shane. Hahaha, that's hilarious. They gave me 1st period Flex for second semester instead of 4th period Flex. Oh well, that won't be so bad ( Read more... )

There used to be a time when I could find anything in the world to put on here. Now, there's just nothing. How dull. =)

Maybe a party tomorrow?? I dunno. Heeheehee.

Proposed Harry Potter 7 release date: 2007. We can all hope, anyway. Lmao.

My mom puts hippos to shame. Lmfao.

Today is no better than yesterday.

In fact, it's worse.

Not only do I hate everyone, I now want to disembowl you all and feed what remains of you all to hogs. Except for your hair, teeth, and bones. Hogs have a hard time digesting things like that. They never did anything to me, and they are being kind enough to rid me of my hatred, so I figure I owe ( Read more... )

I just want to say that I hate everyone right now. Today sucks.

10 days.

So... I used to know this bitch named Vanesa, right? She had this friend named Mariah. They're both hardcore gangsta hoes. They once did this drive by with José Guillermo Anita Chikita Peréz Sierra Rivera Chin, and it went something like this:

JGACPSRC: HOLY (expletive deleted), MAN!!
Vanesa: What the (expletive deleted) is that (expletive deleted) ( Read more... )

My Super Ex-Girlfriend is a pretty decent movie. I think. I dunno. Too much sleep = numb brain.

CrazyUma: I'll buy you a new one...
Dorkyassboyfriend: What, a bed or a penis?

Hahaha, that was funny.

I was just going back over some entries, thinking a little, and reviewing the 17-years-and-10-months of my life so far. There are things I have done, yes, that I realize were dumb and childish. Decisions I have made that were not the best. Mistakes, piled high before me. I have tried through my life to uphold a decently-high moral standard, to live ( Read more... )

So... it's offical. Nicole is totally insane. This has been affirmed after a 1-in-the-morning phone call, in which she informed me we are going to pretend to be hobos, try to beg money, draw, and then I could go to the bathroom, and "Are you awake??", all in one breath.

Also, Joe Dirt is one of the dumbest movies in the world... but I just can't ( Read more... )