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Avoid study by watching House. Oh yeah. :D
108 - Poison.
Wilson: "The healer with his magic powers
I could rub his gentle brow for hours
His manly chest, his stubbled jaw
Everything about him leaves me raw..."
House: Psych ward's upstairs.
Wilson: "...with joy.
Oh, House, your very name
Will never leave this girl the same."
It's not bad for an eighty-two year old. She asked me to give that to her true love.
House: What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.
Wilson: That's... fairly disgusting.
House: And that's ageism.
114 - Control.
House to Wilson: Do you get that often? Women would rather die than get naked with you?
117 - Role Model.
Wilson: Everybody lies, except politicians? House, I believe you're a romantic. You didn't just believe him, you believed in him. Do you want to come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?
Dr. Cameron's getting to you. Well, I guess you can't be around that much niceness and not get any on you.
House: Is that why you haven't put the moves on her?
Wilson: What makes you think I haven't put the moves on her?
House: [pause]
Wilson: Oh. Oh, boy! You're in trouble. [chuckles]
House: [smiles sarcastically]
122 - Honeymoon.
Cameron: Tummy ache, cranky, no apparent source. [in a 'tough' voice] Any thoughts?
Foreman, you gonna contribute, or are you too tired from stealing cars?
Foreman: [looks up from cereal bowl]
Cameron: I'm being House. I-It's funny.
Foreman: [deadpan] I know. You made milk come out of my nose.
A little while later.
House: I had to dope him up to get him in here. Guy doesn't think he's sick.
Cameron: Who does?
House: His wife.
Cameron: The woman you used to live with.
House: That's her Indian name. On her driver's licence it's Stacy.
108 - Poison.
Wilson: "The healer with his magic powers
I could rub his gentle brow for hours
His manly chest, his stubbled jaw
Everything about him leaves me raw..."
House: Psych ward's upstairs.
Wilson: "...with joy.
Oh, House, your very name
Will never leave this girl the same."
It's not bad for an eighty-two year old. She asked me to give that to her true love.
House: What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.
Wilson: That's... fairly disgusting.
House: And that's ageism.
114 - Control.
House to Wilson: Do you get that often? Women would rather die than get naked with you?
117 - Role Model.
Wilson: Everybody lies, except politicians? House, I believe you're a romantic. You didn't just believe him, you believed in him. Do you want to come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?
Dr. Cameron's getting to you. Well, I guess you can't be around that much niceness and not get any on you.
House: Is that why you haven't put the moves on her?
Wilson: What makes you think I haven't put the moves on her?
House: [pause]
Wilson: Oh. Oh, boy! You're in trouble. [chuckles]
House: [smiles sarcastically]
122 - Honeymoon.
Cameron: Tummy ache, cranky, no apparent source. [in a 'tough' voice] Any thoughts?
Foreman, you gonna contribute, or are you too tired from stealing cars?
Foreman: [looks up from cereal bowl]
Cameron: I'm being House. I-It's funny.
Foreman: [deadpan] I know. You made milk come out of my nose.
A little while later.
House: I had to dope him up to get him in here. Guy doesn't think he's sick.
Cameron: Who does?
House: His wife.
Cameron: The woman you used to live with.
House: That's her Indian name. On her driver's licence it's Stacy.