here's me favourite........

House:your lips say no, but your shoes say yes.
Wilson: they're French, you can't trust a word they say.

great idea by the way, what kind of cookies do you like and where do I send them?

Foreman: "Why are you riding me ( Read more... )

Ahhh, this place is lovely ( Read more... )

Ohhh, can I offer a fave snark or two ( Read more... )

"I dont NEED to watch the oc, but it makes me happy." (my other fav. show is the oc, so that made me smile)

"Go check out the hood, dog."

"Less reading, more tv."

My ultimate, all-time favorite snark:

"Now, maybe it’s the Sacred Skunk of Joseph, but as far as I know, Catholic foster care and monasteries do not keep tattoo parlors in their refractories."

from "Damned if You Do"

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