When A-Oh-Hell Freezes Over

[houseboi]

...I still won't install that crap on my Mac. So I'm retyping my entry because I'm too lazy to burn it to disk, connect my iBook via FW to Lynn's PC, or otherwise sully My Precious with dirty, dirty things. I will wait for daddeh to wake up so I can beg him to use his cc to sign up for Fastermac access. But I digress.

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This is how it's

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[beowabbit]

Good to hear from you! Smooch the doctor for me.

[houseboi]

Smooch? If by smooch him, you meant blow him - no probalo! ;-)

My heirloom tomatoes ("Jaune Peche") have sprouted! Yay! There were only four precious seeds left over from last year, and I sowed them oh-so-carefully.

[docorion]

Tell the doctor I don't love him anymore. I don't love him any *less*, mind you, but not anymore. He hasn't even had the decency to tell me where he's working. Pffbbt on him.

You, on the other hand, get a big hug.

[houseboi]

The doctor knows he is a bad man. However, like Satan, he seems unable to forsake his Evil Ways for the path of Righteousness.

Now, I can't apologize for his wrongdoings without sounding like the guy who sucks his wang. But I can tell you this - you are on his Short List of People Who Shouldn't Be My Friends but Have Miraculously Not Yet Cut the Brake Lines in My Truck. I suspect this is mostly because you guys don't know where exactly he is right now.(Pssst... onethreethreeoheight westriverroad kingwilliam virginia.)

Seriously though, I'm not sure how to dig him out of his anxiety-induced hermitage without tricking him outright. (Oh, sorry, I thought that was Publisher's Clearinghouse on the phone. My bad.) Hm, but have you heard of the amnestic and inhibition-reducing effects of Ambien? Gah, I can't wait until BiCamp. He'll definitely be there and you'll all have to lay some serious smackdown. :-/

Hugs and knishes to you, Doctor! :-D

[docorion]

*notes address*

*gets on motorcycle*

Seriously, I am going to be in DC the weekend of July 7th, for my high school reunion. That won't take up that much of my time, I shouldn't think. I may sneak down there. Be afraid.

[docorion]

Gah. That, my friends, was me from work, where I am not automagically logged in...