heh!

[houseboy]

With the presidential election wind-up already in full
swing, the Bush/Cheney 2004 campaign has been hard at
work developing a list of themes to put on
bumper-stickers. This list, which recently was emailed
by a disgruntled intern, has made it into the public
domain.


Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!

Bush/Cheney '04: Assimilate. Resistance is Futile.

Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!

BU_ _SH_ _!

Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good
enough.

Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism

Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!

Bush/Cheney '04: Don't Change Whores in Midstream

Bush/Cheney '04: Get used to it!

Bush/Cheney '04: In your heart, you know they're
technically correct.

Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind.

Bush/Cheney '04: Less CIA - More CYA

Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!

Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a better place, one
country at a time.

Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.

Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.

Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism

Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.

Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!

Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to
cast.

Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!

Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!

Bush/Cheney: Asses of Evil

Don't think. Vote Bush!

George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency

George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot

George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt.

George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There.

God Save the King!

Let them eat yellowcake! Vote Bush!

Peace & Prosperity Suck - Big-Time

Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"

Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for
me!"

Vote Bush in '04: "Because I'm the President, that's
why!"

Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier.

Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!

Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!

Who would Jesus Bomb?

With a Bush, a Dick, and a Colin everyone gets
screwed.