chicken-fried steak and cream gravy

[housechores]

[Action for House]*Ryuuji had been really really hesitant to open his regain. After dying less than a week after arriving in Mayfield and forming romantic relations with another man he was both skeptical and scared. He was convinced that not only wouldn't get anything of use but he'd even get something that would harm him

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[white_pretear]

What the-?

What's that noise?

[housechores]

That's Inko-chan!

[white_pretear]

What exactly is Inko-chan?

[housechores]

Oh, he's my pet parrot...

[sosnarrator]

... Is there a gerbil being tortured in your room or something?

[housechores]

It's a parrot and it's definitely not being tortured. At least get the species right.

[sosnarrator]

... A parrot. Is there something stuck in its throat? 'cause that sound it's making...

[housechores]

Of course not. If it was I wouldn't be on the phone.

[beamiracle]

Ryuuji-san? What exactly is that noise...?

[housechores]

Lion-san! Oh, that's Inko-chan. I bet he'd like you.

[beamiracle]

Inko-chan? [That sounds like a...very fitting name.]

I see. So is he something you received from the town?

[housechores]

Yeah, he's my pet parrot from home.

[ohmytenth]

...what the hell is an Inko-chan?

[housechores]

*Not you again.*

It's a parrot.

[ohmytenth]

[me again forever]

It sounds like a dying animal.

[housechores]

He isn't dying. Inko-chan is totally healthy.