wonders

[householdfires]

it became clear last night in the throws of passion that my current love feels i am very much the same as Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal. should i be flattered by this? i do know that i hadn't planned on being, just like cream of wheat, when i started to grow up. i had wanted to be something much more exciting. maybe a doctor or a stunt driver or just

Comments

[lellex]

I love cream of wheat! It's full of tasty iron and brings back memories of being at my Oma's on Saturday mornings watching cartoons. Comfortable.

[nubule]

Haaaahahah! You can be Cream of Wheat and so much more, too!

[not_yours_mine]

If you ask me 'Cream of Wheat' is dang sexy. It's steamy hot, it's healthy, and it's sweet if you put some sugar on it.

I just creeped myself out.

[prairiecity]

nothing says hotness like a regular bowel movement.