another year done and i went out with a real BANG. unfortch it was to my goddamn immune system and i spent the last couple of days 2004 and first couple of days 2005 in bed, wrapped in a lather of sweat. luckily, i was able to dose myself up enough to drag my fevered body along to the stage for a straight edge beginning to the year. gee the ( Read more... )

i found out a few weeks ago that kiwi fruit isn't even from new zealand. how crap - i've been disillusioned all these years... i knew there was something funny going on there - that's why i've never eaten one. in order to investigate this phenomenon, me and brett are going there to get blind for 10 days. can you cope ( Read more... )

last tuesday i went and saw the movie saw. this movie was pretty top shit, however i have to take points off for the tres appauling acting exhibited by pretty much the whole cast (but especially leigh whannel). therefore i have to give this movie 64 out of 72 stars. i ate a lot of popcorn at the cinema, and i paid for it the next day, and so did ( Read more... )

well, i'm pretty bored and sick, so i thought i should probably not keep everyone in suspense any longer, but this could go for a while, so sit back and relax and try and take it all in ( Read more... )

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today i have got a hangover and pink eye. i have been scattered all day. i went to the supermarket and walked around for about 10 minutes trying to think of what it was i had even gone there for. then i almost had about 40 car accidents (all my fault) and when i got home i nearly slammed my own head in the car door. i am in good form ( Read more... )

right now my gums are slightly bleeding caused by the apple i just ate. i wouldn't usually just ho into an apple (with skin on and not diced into small bite sized portions and with custard poured on top), but this is the new me. this is the me that also just had a salad for dinner - i am embarassed to even say that word. i have been going to the ( Read more... )

tonight i fed nathan imposter and he actually ate for the first time. i think he's over his anorexia... about time. i dunno how he's survived all these months without food (because i kind of stopped bothering to feed him due to his condition). maybe forced starvation caused him to appreciate food a bit more ( Read more... )