It's psychosomatic! (That boy needs therapy)

[houselikealotus]

Psychosomatic Itching: Inside my new house (I'm lobbying for "the lemon") I itch. We have bugs inside (no surprise, considering how much the doors have been open lately, and more seem to fly in all the time. Perhaps it has something to do with the verdant foliage in the Falls Church area. Regardless, whatever insects have weasled their way inside

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[shard83]

I don't itch any more or less for being in your house and considering how much I've been over there, I'm a pretty good case study. I got a bunch of bites while working in your basement, but those have mostly cleared up. Give it another week or two and I think things will be good.

Ranagazoo, let's have a tune, now when I count three--

[wondershot]

Or maybe you could just forget about the itching and fill up your bathtub with bowls and bowls of oatmeal and vodka for a badass OATMEAL PARTY.

[flamingophoenix]

Is that line from Rent? It sounds familiar. (Your subject line.) Why does it sound familiar?

Oranges and lemons, sing the bells of Saint Clemens.