Woes of the Lemon

Aug 02, 2006 22:29

Our house is so full of problems it isn't funny.....the latest example: a clogged kitchen sink ( Read more... )

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shard83 August 3 2006, 03:20:06 UTC
Wow. What are the odds that waste of oxygen land lord tries to get you to fix it?

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farrow August 3 2006, 15:25:23 UTC
100%. do you even need to ask?

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flamingophoenix August 4 2006, 02:08:52 UTC
that waste of oxygen land lord

Wow. Y'all can really pick 'em, can't you?

My landlady is awesome. She's a little terrifying, but she's always been very nice to me. (I just get the feeling that she would personally disembowel anyone who fucked up the apartment complex in any way.)

Incidentally, how many of you remember Rob's Creative Writing story and "Dan!!! You waste of life!!!" Those were the days.

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cardsaysmoops August 3 2006, 03:38:39 UTC
What are the odds that there's need for repair less than 24 hours before I arrive?

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farrow August 3 2006, 15:24:32 UTC
*heart stops, eyes saucerify, jaw descends*

i'm going to curl into the fetal position and rock back and forth moaning softly for a while now...

The Overclocked Lemon. marmoset approves; so let it be written, so let it be done. we can have a christening this weekend.

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WHAT THE HELL ASS BALLS

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flamingophoenix August 7 2006, 22:26:52 UTC
"And a jaw...deeeee....scended"

--Dar Williams, Darcy-style

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flamingophoenix August 4 2006, 02:05:19 UTC
Did I tell you about the time I was in Ireland and the sink clogged so Richard the Housemate decided to put "caustic soda" (the Irish version of Drano, I guess) in the sink, and then it was ENTIRELY clogged (not draining at all--not just "not draining quickly"), and so then Richard the Dancing Plumber came over and told us that the lady the week before had put something *else* in, and that something else had gotten stuck in the S-trap, and so when Richard the Housemate poured the Caustic Soda in, they combined and formed a cement type thing. He replaced the S-trap and all was well ( ... )

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nyara123 August 17 2006, 17:40:34 UTC
Wow. Just wow.

WOW JUST WOW.

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