dangerous fruit

Nov 04, 2006 00:07


A pomegranate is a dangerous fruit. I bought one at the supermarket yesterday, and tonight  I  took it apart. After fifteen minutes of pulling apart the fibrous white membrance, a heaping bowlful of shiny red seeds emerged.

I put two or three in my mouth at a time. I press them against the roof of my mouth with my tongue. I feel them resist for a ( Read more... )

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shard83 November 4 2006, 04:10:24 UTC
And if it are, does it apply equally to pomegrante juice? Because I really like that stuff.

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wondershot November 5 2006, 00:40:18 UTC
If it's Pomegranate juice, not only do you have to go to hades, but Pluto gets to have sex with you whenever he wants (it's usually on Sundays during Redskin games)

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cardsaysmoops November 5 2006, 00:44:17 UTC
And don't forget that Satan's into kinky shit. No straight up regular sodomy for Sean.

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shard83 November 5 2006, 02:30:06 UTC
Well it does get boring after a while.

This is where I point out that Satan and the Pluto/Hades figure have nothing in common and say how stupid you are.

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flamingophoenix November 6 2006, 23:03:40 UTC
If the stories are true, DON'T EAT ANY when you go to visit Jason or else you'll be stuck in Jersey forever! Noooo!!!

;-)

Also, check out my lj userinfo page for more on this very subject!

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