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alright, yes, yes, i think everyone agrees that those were the greatest pictures of all time, and nothing can beat them. but ben and I had these pictures from july and we both thought it would be an awsome idea to post them, because we are the coolest people ever.
These are pictures of ben and I up north tubing. We were going 30 miles an hour and the man driving was insane, but we were absolute heros and still held on through a lot of torcher. Superman could not have done better himself, he could have tried, but he would be dead under at the bottom of the lake, had he done so.........loser. so here we go.
yes, we got crazy air, but did we falter? no we didn't.
yes, the tube turned sideways, did we surrender? hell no!!
i even almost got hurtled off into the air, only to plummit to the deapths of the lake, but did we give in? NO DICE.
at this point in time, we had increased speed to at least 6000 miles per hour. we held on for dear life, with the strength of superman ten-fold, we hoped to be able to keep holding but, oh wait, surely not!!! it was a tidal wave:
yes, we were shot into the sky, hit an airplane, and plummited towards the water. As we were falling towards the water, without even a tiny hint of scaredness, Ben and I looked at each other, and knew what had to happen... with the stature that seconded even superman's. we stood up, and flew around, and around, and around the earth, until the strength of our flying forced the earth to turn in the opposite direction, henceforth turning back time. Time was turned back far enough so that we could avoid the tidal wave and still live our amazingly awsome lives (by the way, you have to see superman the movie starring christopher reeve to actually get the hilarity behind this whole thing)... so we dove off the tube:
and swam to safety... then proceeded to become the greatest lumberjacks of all time with our amazing strength and cunning. (Dana will obviously join us, because she'll be a wonderful lumberjack as well)... well, anyway, the whole point of this story is to let you know that ben and I are, in fact, much cooler than you. so go light yourself on fire, you worthless mortal.
These are pictures of ben and I up north tubing. We were going 30 miles an hour and the man driving was insane, but we were absolute heros and still held on through a lot of torcher. Superman could not have done better himself, he could have tried, but he would be dead under at the bottom of the lake, had he done so.........loser. so here we go.
yes, we got crazy air, but did we falter? no we didn't.
yes, the tube turned sideways, did we surrender? hell no!!
i even almost got hurtled off into the air, only to plummit to the deapths of the lake, but did we give in? NO DICE.
at this point in time, we had increased speed to at least 6000 miles per hour. we held on for dear life, with the strength of superman ten-fold, we hoped to be able to keep holding but, oh wait, surely not!!! it was a tidal wave:
yes, we were shot into the sky, hit an airplane, and plummited towards the water. As we were falling towards the water, without even a tiny hint of scaredness, Ben and I looked at each other, and knew what had to happen... with the stature that seconded even superman's. we stood up, and flew around, and around, and around the earth, until the strength of our flying forced the earth to turn in the opposite direction, henceforth turning back time. Time was turned back far enough so that we could avoid the tidal wave and still live our amazingly awsome lives (by the way, you have to see superman the movie starring christopher reeve to actually get the hilarity behind this whole thing)... so we dove off the tube:
and swam to safety... then proceeded to become the greatest lumberjacks of all time with our amazing strength and cunning. (Dana will obviously join us, because she'll be a wonderful lumberjack as well)... well, anyway, the whole point of this story is to let you know that ben and I are, in fact, much cooler than you. so go light yourself on fire, you worthless mortal.