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To Loudly Preach
Ky and Justice were celebrating a fabulous Valentine's Day together. Ky had cooked a holy dinner and they ate in the cave by candlelight.
"My darling," Justice said, stroking Ky's little finger, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Ky. "It is but a proud token of my electric love."
Ky opened the box. Inside was a shy teacup! He gazed at it sweetly. Then he gazed at Justice sweetly. "It's innocent," Ky said. "Come here and let me preach you."
Just then, a fair crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the warm feeling of bringing justice and peace to the world. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a sinful voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Justice read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other religiously as the crone cackled some more. Ky's eyebrow began to tremble. Then Justice shrugged, pulled out a cross, and hit the crone on her ankle. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Ky said and kissed Justice quickly. "This is a bouncy Valentine's Day!"
They lawfully burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they arrested each other all night long.
From the Drabble-Matic, of course.