Chapter V [Action]

[how_right_i_am]

[Action for 769 Bunker/Bunker Street: Morning]

[Good morning, Mayfield! There's some empty milk bottles on the porch this morning that, once again, Lilly ignored. Who throws those things away anyways...? Well, anyways, that just won't do at all! Feeling very spirited, Lilly has decided to take it on herself to spread the love of milk for...no

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[fuckyeahsealand]

[Sounds like Lilly is droned. Still, Sealand is hungry, so he tromps down the stairs.]

I'm coming! Is it in the--whoa.

[Hi, drone sister. Why are you dead?]

[how_right_i_am]

Oh, there you are, Peter! Mom's been so worried about you all day.

[She's setting down an apple pie on the table. She's covered in blood. It's on her face, even, and she hasn't bothered to clean it off.]

Mom heard you were a very naughty boy today. Naughty boys don't get pie, don't you know? This hurts me more than it hurts you, though.

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Well, it isn't hard to figure out who killed the drone girl, but Sealand can't really figure out why. Still, he assumes Lilly got droned for killing the drone, or something.]

I didn't do anything...

[how_right_i_am]

Now, now, Peter. Lying is only going to get you grounded.

[There. Now dinner's all laid out nicely. She wipes her hands on her apron, which is very ineffective given the amount of blood on them, but hangs it up regardless. Moving around the table, she picks up a sharp knife.]

A growing boy needs milk to grow big and strong, hmm?

[And with that, she calmly continues to walk forward, knife in hand...]

I suppose I'll just slit your throat and teach you a lesson.

[commentboxtroll]

[Paying a visit, eh?

Lilly's in luck. She'll find an unsuspecting Caesar outside, sitting next to the tree their yard has, unenthusiastically paging through one of the books that had been assigned for summer reading. He isn't getting anywhere fast with that one.]

[how_right_i_am]

Gosh, the weather's just swell today isn't it, Caesar?

[Lilly opens the door of her car and steps out. She grabs her sword and puts it back into its scabbard...which is unusual for a drone to say the least.]

[commentboxtroll]

[He looks up from the book at the sound of her voice and stares.]

Lilly, you can't... [Drive. Okay, so this must be a drone. Only that doesn't explain the sword.] Yeah. I suppose it is nice out today.

[how_right_i_am]

It's perfect for killing, isn't it?

[She hums to herself and pulls out her sword. She's not going to waste any time with this.]

Did I ever show you that lovely gift I received a week back?

[sting_like_a]

[Lilly will find Miakis hanging out in front of her house. Oblivious to the situation, she greets the other woman with a smile.]

Hi, Lilly! Long time no see~

[how_right_i_am]

Miakis! It's almost noon, shouldn't you be making lunch for your family?

[She's not in her car at this point, she's just walking around in her pirate outfit clothes from home.]

[sting_like_a]

Nooooo... That's Ken's job. [Blinkblink. Oh no, ohhh noooo, it's a drone D:!!] Are you feeling okay, Lilly?

[how_right_i_am]

Don't be silly! Oh, Miakis, you're such a hoot. [Creepy drone laughter...but it's still Lilly, so it sounds haughty.] I'm feeling fine! Why wouldn't I? Mayfield is just so lovely today, like every other day!

It's you I'm worried about.

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[revengeisafire]

[ JESUS CHRIST almost getting hit by that car but dodging out of the way just in time. ]

What the--

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[how_right_i_am]

[Oh, dear. Lilly just crashed into a fire hydrant.]

I'm so terribly sorry, Mr. Craddock! I didn't mean to miss. I'll try much harder to hit you this time.

[With a smile on her face, she backs up the car, ignoring traffic so that she could line up another shot...]

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[revengeisafire]

[ /NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE-- ]

I'd rather prefer it if you didn't hit me!

[ RUNNING. RUNNING SO FAST. He's surprisingly quick, when he wants to be, and while he can't outrun a car (and normally he wouldn't need to) he's going to at least make it hard. He vaults over one of the picket fences - he's sure the drones won't mind - and starts taking a path through the nice, neat backyards. ]

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[how_right_i_am]

Mr. Craddock! You're making quite the mess, you know!

[Lilly is just going to follow him. Fences can be knocked down if a car is going fast enough, and she's speeding. That drone family that she just hit? She pays them no mind. In fact, it almost looks like she swerved out of her way just to hit them.]

[ooc; do you want him to escape or get hurt or what? X3]

[how_right_i_am]

[Yes. Bloody American drivers. Because, you see, Lilly has "been an American her entire life" and her car is covered with blood. She's had quite the busy day. Usually, they don't pull an immediate u-turn and come back for more, though.

What do, Giles?]

[how_right_i_am]

[The radio is blasting some very cheery music, and Lilly is humming along and smiling as she goes after Giles. She hits another car and another drone, but she doesn't even care.]