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[howaboutcookies]

I really hate my stomach..it's all like "yea I'm hungry!! Feed me!!" Then like an hour later it is bitchy and complaining and I think I'm gonna be sick...this is really annoying. Because then I don't eat much for days. Then all of a sudden, it starts to crave for food. I'm just like "God damnit!!! Make up your mind!!" So yea, I really hate my

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[10_minutes_till]

Eat some shards of glass or something, so that your stomach senses food coming it's like, 'Yes! Yay! Some food! I'm so hungry!' Then at the last moment when it decides to go all grr, it'll notice that it's glass shards you ate and be like 'Ahh! Crap! It's glass shards! I'll stop bitching and moaning about the food because this is cutting me all up and killing me!'
And, yeah...sounds fool-proof to me.