"Twilight" script: rewritten

[howard_campbell]

(from cracked.com)

INT. BILLY BURKE'S HOUSE

BILLY BURKE is cleaning his gun and drinking a beer while listening to country music.

KRISTEN STEWART

Dad, my boyfriend is coming over to pick me up. Try not to get dork all over him.

BILLY BURKE

Okay, let me meet him after the movie makes the film industry's ten billionth joke about protective fathers

Comments

[alwaysborrowed8]

i love twilight so much- it's really embaressing- IT JUST CAME IN THE RIGHT TIME OF MY LIFE, ALLRIIIGHT!