I was sure I'd related this before, but Google couldn't find it...

[howardtayler]

Short version, cutting to the punchline as quickly as possible

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[chaliren]

I remember that story. It made both Chalain and I chuckle, and then wish we had kids so we could write the cute stuff they did.

[bibliophage]

The recently acquired Booklet would simply wrestle it to the ground and try to eat it. Squealing optional.

BW

[lodo_bear]

And lo, his habit of killing people and taking their stuff began, and thus an adventurer was born...