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[howdoesimoe]

[Out of 1126 Taylor, a girl comes crawling out the front door rather pitifully.

And she's crying. DON'T YOU FEEL BAD FOR HER?]

I don't want to be kidnapped. I don't want to be kidnapped. This isn't happening.

I'm not scared. I'm not scared at all.

[Wat do.]

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[magiccaster]

[Well this isn't something you see every day.]

Are you okay?

[howdoesimoe]

Were you the one?!

[magiccaster]

Huh?

[howdoesimoe]

Kidnapper! I'll call the police!

[buildstherobots]

[Dist frowns. That certainly is an overreaction.]

Calm down. None of us want to be here, and whimpering is just making you look stupid.

[howdoesimoe]

[OH CHRIST IN HEAVEN

TURNING AROUND AND COVERING HER EARS]

I don't see a weird guy. I don't see a weird guy.

[buildstherobots]

Wh--! I'm not weird!

[Dist prods her with his foot, looking cross.]

Stop being an idiot!

[howdoesimoe]

I'M NOT SCARED I'M NOT SCARED I'M NOT SCARED!

[oh god crying so much]

[no_bullying]

Boo!

[Yeah she's gonna like. Pop out from a bush right about now.]

[howdoesimoe]

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[no_bullying]

[Well that was easy.]

Did I scare you?

[howdoesimoe]

[too busy being hunched over and shivering to answer that]

[legendschild]

[He does, but he's terrible with dealing girls.]

Hey, are you okay?

[howdoesimoe]

Have you come to rescue me?

[legendschild]

I got kidnapped too, I think everyone was.

I'm not really all sure how I got here in the first place. [Sheepish smile]

[howdoesimoe]

If everyone is kidnapped...we must be in another country. So we're not in Japan?

[optimystically]

[:( she does feel bad for you! she was just passing by but she'll slow down to come over to random crying girl]

Woah, what's wrong?

[howdoesimoe]

I've been kidnapped.

[optimystically]

Oh, you just got here.

Okay, so what I'm going to say is going to sound pretty weird, but I promise that I'm telling the truth. This town is called Mayfield, and it's kidnapped a ton of different people.

[howdoesimoe]

...a ton? Why so many?