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[howlsoftly]

The realization has dawned upon me that I am in desperate need of a haircut. I look positively disreputable.

Also, I seem to have dislocated my shoulder while skiing. It is rather irksome. Means I spend a lot of time sitting around reading, though, so I suppose it isn't terrible. Sirius has taken up the peculiar habit of making me tea whenever I

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[young_sev]

Quite honestly, you don't frighten me in the least. I've bigger things to think about.

[mischief_major]

Fuck you, Snape. This is none of your concern.

[young_sev]

Apparently it's all of my concern, seeing as he was defending me.

[mischief_major]

I don't know what you've done to him, but I swear, if you don't leave him the fuck alone you will regret it.

[young_sev]

I've not done anything to him. Well, nothing detrimental to his health, at any rate. And again, I wasn't aware you were his keeper.

[mischief_major]

You keep your hideous nose out of things you don't understand, Snivellus.

[young_sev]

Oh, no. Insulting my nose. That hurts. At least I don't result to barbaric customs, like...oh, what was it..."beating somebody into a bloody pulp?"

[howlsoftly]

Severus, honestly, don't provoke him...

[young_sev]

Remus, honestly, he's irritating me.

[howlsoftly]

Yes, well... that's no reason to make it worse by reciprocating. He'll only escalate, and then you'll only escalate, and it will be really unpleasant.

[young_sev]

What else am I supposed to do? I can't just ignore him.

[howlsoftly]

Well, why not? I have to ignore him any time I want to get any studying done.

[young_sev]

He's your friend, not mine. It's not like he's asking me to go for a romp on the grounds, or whatever you Gryffindors do.

[howlsoftly]

No, he generally does not ask me to go for a romp on the grounds, seeing as he knows full well that I do not romp. Mostly, he'll be as annoying as he can to get my attention... He really does know how to infuriate me, too. However, I can ignore him if I put my mind to it, and thus so can you.

[young_sev]

I'm not quite as disciplined as you are in that capacity, I suppose.

[howlsoftly]

It does take a bit of practice, but it's well worth the trouble.