i smell like a coconut

[howsceneisthis]

i smell like tanning lotion, thanks the attack i underwent yesterday at work. i've taken two showers since then and i still smell like cocoa butter. that's way uncool, dude. the culprits will be paid back for this act in full, you can count on that. only..not with tanning lotion, that shit smells bad

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[eviloffice]

I have a HUGE fetish for cocount + tanning lotion :X

[howsceneisthis]

so i'm guessing you smell like banana boat a lot? haha. that's cool, it's just not cool when it's all in your hair. =(!!!!

[thefloor]

ugh the bled are so so so awful. sorry about the attack though, that sounds pretty shady. and the drum heads, ack attack! saul, i think you need a squishee ball, or a stress doll or SOMETHING. can't be beating the bass drum to death, now. <3

[howsceneisthis]

psh you know the bled are rad. they have the best band name too. hahaha like that matters. no stress dolls, you know i'm not that stressed. it's summer!

[thisiswhereisay]

just cause it's summer doesn't mean you can't be ripping out your hairs.

[ahoymates]

plan was executed very well. =>

you better play tonight or i will have nothing to do. =/

[howsceneisthis]

oh we will get you back you fucker.
and by "we" i mean the entire midwest coast.