I just learned a new freakin' word right now. It's "quixotic". Don't tell me you fuckers haven't all heard of it before. It's listed in the freakin' livejournal current moods. It means idealistic without regards to practicality, in reference to Don Quixote. Who the fuck wants to be practical anyway? Practicality just gets you into trouble. Who ( Read more... )

To recap: "Well, he went through all the trouble getting the condom, I might as well sleep with him." So, I agree to sex by simply saying "Yes." This is where the funny part comes in that makes me laugh and smile uncontrollably every time I think about it ( Read more... )

I finally figured how to get more than one picture to show up on live-journal. Oh, Fuck yeah! But, I awoke from my slumber this morning having remembered a very disturbing dream. Well, to be particularly honest (I know honesty about mundane details is not my specialty) only the ending was weird when a mass murderer who was after me gruesomely ( Read more... )

Once again I have nothing better to do with my life than write a rather lengthy explanation of my doings of nothing. Just talking online right now with my bestest of friends Stacy, the Crazy Mo'Fo living down south. She's telling me of her eye patch adventures. Well, actually she isn't, but I felt the need to create some adventures for her inside ( Read more... )

I've got nothin' to say.

Ass
Bitch
Cunt
Dumb-ass
Elephant Bastard
Fuck
Gang Banger
Hoe
Idiot
Jack-ass
Knockers
Lettuce Licker
Mother Fucker
Nancy
One Eyed Monster
Pussy
Queer
Rubber
Shit
Tallywhacker
Uterus Lining
Voracious Monkey
Whore
Xylophone Whore
Yanker
Zipper Sniffer

Now we know our ABC's, next time won't you play with me!

I'm updating because I'm on this new updating all the time kick, saying whatever the fuck comes to mind. I don't really have anything very spectacular to say today other than I was completely excited about my physics test grade, even though it wasn't very good. It gave me hope for the future that for once the teacher did not put "Please come see me ( Read more... )

I totally wish I had access to livejournal yesterday evening (fucking library closes at six on Fridays and Saturdays). I was all pumped and excited and just generally jubilant after last night's concert. It made me remember why I had been a music major and it just felt really good to be performing once again. I probably wouldn't feel this way if I' ( Read more... )

I'm bored. I don't really have anything I have to do right now and after my two day stint of going to class/studying I feel like I deserve a break. I know what you're thinking, oh my goodness, just two days... but hey, for me it's almost a fucking record. I need to keep it up though, I have just two and a half weeks until my first final! Yikeroos ( Read more... )

Well, this week hasn't necessarily been too crazy yet, but it's definitely getting crazier by the freakin' minute. And this stupid computer keyboard is trying to cause me trouble, so don't be alarmed if I get angry and yell. It's not you, it's me. No, that was a lie, it really is you. You have some serious problems you need to deal with before we ( Read more... )

I went the past two whole days saying no more than 10 words TO OTHER PEOPLE.

I talk to myself all the time.