Favorite joke(s).  Go.  Make me laugh, bitches.

           So I've been going back and re-reading old journal entries.  As it turns out, the last time I tried to quit smoking ciggs was in 2004.  I cracked on Day 8, and ended up smoking with Craig Fager and Beth Wymer whilst imbibing untold onces of alcohol.  Well, I am back at that ominous marker.  Today is my 8th day without a ciggarette.  ( Read more... )

    Ever go back and review your very first journal entries?  Turns out I started this journal back in October of 2001, when I was a senior at PHS.  The early journal is rife with sad music, teenager angst-depression, rebellious attitudes, splashes of egoism, and a strangley unbroken yet often incoherent writing style, all couched in an ocean of ( Read more... )

  So, we continue to age and diffuse.  It's a pattern that I am starting to get used to, at least given where I am right now.  Many years from now, I'm sure the retrospective will feel heavier than it does now.  One of the reasons I am making new posts is linked to the curiosity born of this situation:  everyone is going their own ways.  Ok, maybe ( Read more... )

Might as well post another paradox.  However, this time I will stick with a simple one that I fully understand.  Very simple.  Imagine a person who only admires those who do not admire themselves.  Should the person who only admires those who do not admire themselves admire himself/herself?  If he/she does not admire him/herself, then he/she should ( Read more... )

What's this now? (looking from afar).  This thing still work? (poke).  Sure has been awhile (prod).  I wonder if anyone still uses this confounded device of self-spillage  (well... I know they do, I looked up the recent posts).  I always feel strange coming back to this site after a several year hiatus, but here I am, so there you go.  I should ( Read more... )

Why, hello there. I haven't seen you in awhile. How you doin'? Oh yeah? Tell me more about your summer, I am enthralled, I am hanging from your every word. Well, that's great...what's that? You want to hear about me, do you? Ah...it's been so long, I don't know where to begin. I fertilized a thai pepper plant the other day, helped it have ( Read more... )

funny idea-er #B6542-2:

>>> Selling your soul to Satan so that you can fuck Jesus.

i dont feel like updating so im not going to.

>>> picture time ( Read more... )