Fic!
Title: Ron Weasley and the Quest for the Giant Foreskin
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Author: Hysterical Hystorian (a.k.a. abigail89)
Summary: Ron develops a curiosity about foreskins and goes on a quest of sorts.
Word count: 3453
Rating: Very naughty and strange
Warnings: Oh. My. God. Where did this come from? Wanking, oral sex, naked swimming.
For the lovely shocolate. ( Read more... )
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Author: Hysterical Hystorian (a.k.a. abigail89)
Summary: Ron develops a curiosity about foreskins and goes on a quest of sorts.
Word count: 3453
Rating: Very naughty and strange
Warnings: Oh. My. God. Where did this come from? Wanking, oral sex, naked swimming.
For the lovely shocolate. ( Read more... )
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*snickers*
*loves*
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This would be romantic if he wasn't talking about investigating Squid cock!
Laughing so much, I think you (and Ron) have taken something!
xxx
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*bows* I am honoured you read my insanity.
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Hilarious
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oh, babe!!!
Ron sniggered. “Malfoy’s is probably edged in lace.”“It’s a text about squid anatomy.”
oh, RON!!!
“Can’t think of anyone I’d rather do this with.”
Touching, if mental.
Who had turned onto his back and…and was stroking his cock.
*flails*
Oh, you know me so well.
This is rather worrying!
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oh, babe!!!
Can you believe that? I was writing this thing up to the moment I posted. When it went over 3000 words I knew I either a) needed to be committed or b)loved you just that much.
I adore my Ron. I would so marry this boy. Never a dull moment. Unpredictable as hell. Fun. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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What crack! This had me in tears laughing and reading out loud to my mother!
She was all O__o about it...of course, nothing "graphic" was read, only the Research!Hermione bit, Pretty damn big bit, and the most laughable “It’d be like Harry takin’ on Madam Maxime.”
Oh! And I just loved “Malfoy’s is probably edged in lace.”
That had me rolling!
This was chock full of foreskins!
*loves*
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