"Sorry, Harry"
Title: Sorry, Harry
Author: redcandle17
Pairing: Harry/Dobby
Rating: R
Warnings: implied house elf/human sex
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and elements from the Harry Potter series belong to J.K. Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended.
Dare: Harry/Dobby wherein Dobby would rather get a makeover than have sex with Harry.
"Dobby," Harry called, his voice as alluring as he could make it.
"Sorry, Harry Potter. Dobby is busy," called a squeaky voice from the other room.
Harry's jaw dropped. Since vanquishing Voldemort, no one had been too busy for him. He couldn't believe that his own house elf was the first to refuse him.
"Dobby, I need you." House elves were bred to serve. Even if Dobby wasn't feeling amorous at the moment, he couldn't turn down a wizard in need.
"Miss Hermione wants to give Dobby a makeover."
Harry stormed into the kitchen. "A makeover? You're a house elf. A male house elf! What do you need with a bloody makeover?"
Dobby continued to shove his collection of socks and tea cozies into a large, dirty cloth sack. He didn't look up at Harry as he replied, "Miss Hermione says people will treat house elves better if they's clean and look good."
Harry couldn't imagine how a house elf could look good. They were uniformly ugly creatures. But Dobby was handy to have around for more reasons than just cooking and cleaning. Being the biggest hero in the wizarding world, Harry had only to appear in public and he could have any man or woman he wanted. However there were some days when he was simply too lazy for even that much effort. It was on those days that he really appreciated having Dobby live with him.
"Damn it, Dobby, at least suck my cock before you go." Harry started to unbuckle his belt. Another good thing about house elves was that they didn't complain about aching knees since they didn't have to kneel to give a blowjob.
"Dobby is very sorry, but Miss Hermione is waiting."
The elf Disapparated, leaving Harry with a dumbstruck look on his face and his pants around his ankles.
Author: redcandle17
Pairing: Harry/Dobby
Rating: R
Warnings: implied house elf/human sex
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and elements from the Harry Potter series belong to J.K. Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended.
Dare: Harry/Dobby wherein Dobby would rather get a makeover than have sex with Harry.
"Dobby," Harry called, his voice as alluring as he could make it.
"Sorry, Harry Potter. Dobby is busy," called a squeaky voice from the other room.
Harry's jaw dropped. Since vanquishing Voldemort, no one had been too busy for him. He couldn't believe that his own house elf was the first to refuse him.
"Dobby, I need you." House elves were bred to serve. Even if Dobby wasn't feeling amorous at the moment, he couldn't turn down a wizard in need.
"Miss Hermione wants to give Dobby a makeover."
Harry stormed into the kitchen. "A makeover? You're a house elf. A male house elf! What do you need with a bloody makeover?"
Dobby continued to shove his collection of socks and tea cozies into a large, dirty cloth sack. He didn't look up at Harry as he replied, "Miss Hermione says people will treat house elves better if they's clean and look good."
Harry couldn't imagine how a house elf could look good. They were uniformly ugly creatures. But Dobby was handy to have around for more reasons than just cooking and cleaning. Being the biggest hero in the wizarding world, Harry had only to appear in public and he could have any man or woman he wanted. However there were some days when he was simply too lazy for even that much effort. It was on those days that he really appreciated having Dobby live with him.
"Damn it, Dobby, at least suck my cock before you go." Harry started to unbuckle his belt. Another good thing about house elves was that they didn't complain about aching knees since they didn't have to kneel to give a blowjob.
"Dobby is very sorry, but Miss Hermione is waiting."
The elf Disapparated, leaving Harry with a dumbstruck look on his face and his pants around his ankles.