The Vanitat Legacy - 1.0
No introduction, let's just jump right into it.
Here we goooooo.
Victoria: “I come from the net.”
Victoria: “Through systems, peoples, and cities.”
Victoria: “To this place - Mystic Falls.”
Victoria: “PSYCH! Just kidding - totally not a character from Reboot. But I look it, don’t I? For reasons no one can explain, not even the world’s best doctors, I came out this shade of green when I was born. And yes, this lovely shade of aqua is my natural hair color as well. No one can explain why - my parents were two of the whitest people you would ever meet. It’s a medical mystery.”
Victoria: “I used to hate being the color green. I stand out in any crowd and as a kid, I was bullied - a lot. I was called every unoriginal thing under the sun. Witch, alien… there isn't anything that I haven’t been called. And I would hate it. Absolutely hate it. Why did I have to turn out different from everybody else?”
Victoria: “But as I grew up, I learned to make fun of myself before anyone else had the chance to. And it worked for a bit. Until I hit puberty. Then I realized how good looking I had become. And the green skin and blue hair just accentuated the fact that I was gorgeous.”
Victoria: “So whenever someone made fun of me, I didn’t take it to heart. I’d just dish it back twice as hard as it was dealt. They were just jealous they hadn’t been graced with looks like mine. Like this girl here, ‘Bailey Swain.’ Don’t think I don’t know who you really are, girl. I’ve read the books, I was a teenage girl.”
Bailey: “…Who are you talking to?”
Victoria: “Never you mind. The grown ups are talking now.”
Victoria: “Anyway, this is me. I know, I’m awesome right? So do yourself a favor and read my legacy. Yes, I know all about legacies and such, and this one happens to be a perfect genes legacy. It was the only way I would agree to such humiliation. I want my babies to be as beautiful and green skinned as I am.”
*Swoops in* HELLO! I hope you enjoyed the little prologue to my perfect genes legacy. This is Victoria Vanitat, you can guess what word her last name is from. She is a charismatic flirt who loves to cookand is a snob. Her favorites are Aqua, Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich, and Pop music and her LTW is to be a Celebrated 5 Star Chef.
For the kiddies to be in the heir poll they must have the green skin and either the hair or the eyes. Two out of three ain't bad. But if a child has all three, well, it’s better for them.
Now, fair warning, Victoria may jump in and take over the legacy a bit. She’s head strong and likes to do her own thing. I had big plans for her, and she went and ruined them in the course of a sim afternoon.
Victoria: “Your plans were boring. I add spice to the mix.”
Here is Victoria’s house. She was a difficult one to please in the building process but in the end, I think she likes it.
The living room.
Kitchen.
And the master bedroom. I won’t show the bathroom since they’re all the same. There’s also one unfurnished room for when the babies start popping out. Now Victoria, here is- Victoria?
Where did you go?
Victoria: “A little help please!!”
Victoria! You should know better than to run off in Mystic Falls with your personality!
Victoria: “How was I supposed to know this place had freaks roaming around during the day?”
Victoria: “I didn’t mean freak - sorry! Oh please don’t zap me into a toad!”
Not even halfway through the first day and Victoria’s already making friends with the locals.
Well then. That actually might help her out.
Victoria: “Was that really the best you could do? You’re no Hermione Granger.”
Victoria, shut up and get out there before piss anyone else off.
Victoria: “Fine, I’ll go to the other park and scope out the field.”
Good girl.
Victoria: “The eighties called, they want their mullet and sunglasses back. You can keep the porn ‘stache, though. They were never in style.”
VICTORIA.
Victoria: “Dude, I’d sue your dentist. He did NOT help your issue at all. And you know waxing is a good thing when you’re that hairy.”
Oh for the love of -
Victoria: “If this was an uglacy you’d be the first guy I’d call.”
Ugly Dude: “Hey now, I have feelings…”
Victoria: “But all that aside, what’s your name, sweet thing?”
Excuse me? Didn't you just say he was ugly?
Mike: “Are you kidding me? You’re hitting on me with my wife right in front of you?”
Just apologize and walk away slowly, Victoria.
Mike: “I… kind of… like that in a woman.”
Oh boy. That’s the spell the witch cast on you, Victoria! ABORT! ABORT!
Fuck.
Well, we’re just going to get you home now Victoria before you’re killed off and the legacy is over.
Victoria: “You know for being such a fugly guy he wasn’t that bad a kisser.”
Anna: “I cannot believe you Mike! We moved to Mystic Falls to start a family together and you’re pulling stunts like THAT?!”
Anna: “Don’t think I didn’t forget about you, either. Bitch, you are going down.”
Victoria: “Do you mind taking a detour? I would like to live to see my 30th birthday.”
Taxi Driver: “Sure thing ma’am.”
At this rate, you’re going to be lucky to live to see the end of this week… where are you going now?
Victoria: “Hey my name is Victoria Vanitat. I just moved to town and was going around introducing myself to the locals.”
More like sexually harassing them.
Victoria: Shut. Up.
?: “Welcome to Mystic Falls! My name is Charles Kalliovski.”
He’s pretty. Good job.
The two of them really hit it off!
…Until Victoria inevietably hit on Charles.
Victoria: “So what’s your sign? I have a feeling that we are very compatable.”
Charles: “Whoa, whoa, whoa - commitment issues?”
Victoria: “Hey pal, just because I don’t want to tie myself down to someone doesn’t make me a bad person. Plus you know romance is just a thing of fiction, right?”
Aaaand with that it was time for Victoria to say goodbye.
Victoria: “What’s so wrong with wanting to have a little freedom? Being in a relationship will just tie me down. Charles doesn’t even know what he’s talking about.”
You’re taking what Charles said a little hard, don’t you think?
Victoria: “OUCH! Look what you made me do. No I am not taking what he said hard, thank you very much. And you may kindly leave the room before I do more than just cut my finger. Good day.”
How was me pointing out the facts -
Victoria: “I SAID GOOD DAY.”
Good morning. Did you notice I left you alone the entire night. Am I forgiven now?
Victoria: “I guess. I began to miss someone narrating my life after a while.”
I was gone 6 Sim hours…
So what are your plans for today?
Victoria: “Well I have to go to work then I was thinking of inviting Charles over.”
I knew what he said to you hit you hard! Admit it girl, you got feelings for him!
Victoria: “Oh!”
It’s okay, dear. These feelings are new to you and might be scary, but they’re worth it.
Victoria: “Pffft, what feelings? I just caught my reflection in the TV. I am so good looking it startles me sometimes.”
… Just go get ready for work.
Well you certainly don’t waste time, do you?
Victoria: “What can I say? I’m awesome!”
Someone’s smitten.
Charles: “She’s so… perfect.”
Charles: “You really are gorgeous, you know? I love how confident you are.”
Victoria: “Oh Charles… thank you. I know.”
You’re so modest.
Victoria, dear, can you explain something to me? You basically have Charles wrapped around your little green finger and you have a fully stocked bookcase at home. Why are you at the library?
Victoria: “I’m scoping out the field.”
Again, you already have a guy.
Victoria: “Charles is nice and all, but I want to be sure that he’s the best I can do. So I’m at the library waiting to meet hot guys. But since no one has shown up yet, I’m reading this book.”
Oh the irony.
Victoria, no.
Victoria: “Why not? He has blue hair like me!”
Yes and he’s also wearing eyeliner and lipstick like you are as well. I said no. I am putting my foot down. If you must continue to search for a man, fine, but you are going somewhere else.
Victoria: “Fiiine. I’ll go to that pub across the street.”
Victoria: “Why is that woman staring at me like that? I know I’m beautiful, but please - manners.”
Um, Victoria, that’s your boss who is also the ex-wife of the ugly guy you macked on back at the park.
Victoria: “Boss? Ex-wife?”
Anna: “ALL MY RAAAAAAAGE!”
Victoria:
Wolfy: “The party don’t start ‘til I walk in.”
Victoria: “Yeah, that’s nice dude… but if this was even the slightest bit of a party, it would've started when I walked in. Now shut it, I need to concentrate.”
Victoria: “AWWW YESSSS! You’re damn straight I got a bear! WOO!”
Victoria: “Now that fun time is over, it’s back to work.”
Victoria… I don’t think a salon is the place where you’ll find a straight man…
Dante: “Hello gorgeous. I’m Dante. Can I … help you with anything?”
…
Oh sweet Jesus. Take off the makeup and you have one smoldering good looking man.
Victoria seems to be quite taken with him.
Victoria: “Taken doesn’t even begin to describe it. There’s an empty bathroom stall. Let’s go. No strings attached.”
Fem!Vamp: “Hmm… is this the new girl I’ve been hearing about? She doesn’t look well ridden…”
Hey now, don’t you go saying things about my baby. I have the almighty power to delete you, woman.
Dante and Victoria discovered they both had commitment issues. Joy.
Dante: “Don’t get me started on relationships.”
Dante: “It’s like WHY WOULD I WANT TO DATE YOU WHEN I COULD JUST EAT YOU?”
Victoria: “Holy crap - yeah, totally agree. Please don’t eat me.”
If he has commitment issues, why is that a wedding band on his finger?
Victoria: Shut up, he’s a vampire. He can do whatever he wants.
After that little episode, Victoria and Dante seemed to really hit it off. Dante was so professional as he ignored all his costumers who wanted a makeover so he could talk to her.
Then this happened.
Dante: “You’re such a yeti. And I do not like yetis.”
Victoria: “Excuse me? What does that even mean? Do you have any idea who I am? I am Victoria Vanitat! You’re in my legacy so you better watch what you say to me.”
Dante: “Do you know what I am? I’m a vampire sweet cheeks, I can rip you limb from limb.”
Victoria: “Point taken. Well it was nice meeting you, I’ll just be going now.”
Well that ended horribly. Now will you accept the fact that Charles is the guy for you?
Victoria: “Just give me one more day. I have something in mind.”
Victoria, no.
Victoria: “Relax. He got in the way of the shot. I see a cutie by the bar. Let me work my thing on him.”
I have a bad feeling about this…
Dude: “I haven’t seen you around before, beautiful. What’s your name?”
Victoria: “It’s Victoria.”
Wolf-Man Jack:
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And that's the first chapter! I hope you enjoyed it. Victoria is so much fun to play. And those last couple of shots really did happen. It went from Friendly Introduction right to Be Smooched. I wish I had recorded it.
NEXT TIME:
- Bailey Swain learns to just say no -
- Woohoo -
- A BURGLARY -
- Someone becomes a father -
- Chaos follows -
See ya next time!