The Vanitat Legacy - 1.2
Welcome back to another edition of the Vanitat Legacy! I hope you're enjoying so far. I also hope you're enjoying SEASONS. I am. AND IT IS AWESOME.
LAST TIME:
-Victoria showed Bailey Swain that vampirism is not cool-
-Victoria and Dante hopped on the good foot and did the nasty, resulting in Victoria popping-
-Victoria went with her heart and decided Charles was the one for her but that all went to shit when she tried to make things better by saying she cheated if you can call it that-
-Xavier was born (first born and perfect genes, yay!) but he inherited his father’s super strong jaw-
-Victoria and Charles made up-
ONWARDS!
So remember Anna from the first chapter? You know, she was the wife of the ugly dude who Victoria macked on and also turned out to be her boss? She ditched Mike (ugly dude) and hooked up with Chester Swain, Bailey Swain’s dad. The Swain’s live right across the street from Victoria.
Can’t outrun who you do, Vic, sorry.
Anyway, let’s start this update off with some Xavier spam!
Where are Victoria and Charles while Xavier plays, you ask?
In the bedroom of course, making up for lost time.
Woohoo in the middle of the day with a huge ass window in your bedroom and curtains not drawn… I think Victoria has a bit of voyeurism in her.
That’s not all she has in her
I swear I’m an adult… really, I am.
When she’s not doing the humpy humpy thing, Victoria is a good mother.
Victoria: “Up we go, my sweet little green pea.”
Victoria: “Come to Mama!”
Victoria: “Whose a good little boy? You are!”
And the whole time I’m watching this I’m freaking out because Xavier’s head is too close to the light fixture for my liking.
Charles is stepping up and taking the step-father role very seriously. He’s going to be an awesome dad.
I guess I should introduce him. Charles Kalliovski (soon to be Vanitat if I get my way). His traits are Good Sense of Humor, Supernatural Fan, Gatherer, Hopeless Romantic, and Green Thumb. His LTW is to be an Alchemy Artisan and his favorites are red, stu surprise and Classical.
Charles: “Oh no, Xavier! The claw is coming! What should we do?”
Xavier: “DO. NOT. WANT.”
Charles: “It’s the tickle monster, come for Xavier tickles!”
I love this interaction. So adorableeee.
What’s wrong? You don’t look too hot.
Victoria: “I’m always hot. But this is the last time I let Charles cook supper.”
Victoria: “BLSKJFLSKJFLSDFJ. -hic- Yup, definitely the last time I let Charles cook anything.”
Mhm, sure, whatever you say sweetie.
And not long after pukey here upchucked everything, she changed into her maternity clothes. Baby numero dos on the way!
Victoria: “Now I know this whole relationship is new to us and Xavier is still a baby but I have some big news.”
Victoria: “I’m pregnant! And I’m positive that it’s yours!”
Classy as always, Victoria.
Charles didn’t seem to mind.
Charles: “*gasp* I’m gonna be a Daddy!”
You technically already are a Dad because of Xavier, but what do I know?
D’awwww, Xavier is so excited to be a father even though he is step-father to the little boy in the next room.
While Charles started to prepare for the birth, Victoria began teaching Xavier all he needed to know to get by in life.
Victoria: “You should count yourself lucky, honey. You were blessed with my skin and hair and because of that, you’ll be getting more screen time in this legacy than the whities that are born into this family.”
Luckily Charles is in his own little world so he doesn’t hear the slander Victoria is spewing about skin color.
Charles: Who knew something so beautiful as childbirth looks so morbid and horrific.
And he’s at the picture part of the pregnancy book.
Victoria: “And because you are my son, you’re going to be super popular. Yes you are! You’ll have the best teenage parties in Mystic Falls.”
And the Mother of the Year goes to…
Xavier: “Pah-tee!”
Victoria: “Eeeek! Yes, party! My son’s going to be popular!”
And when Xavier is put to bed, the two still have time for each other. They do romantic things autonomously, I love it!
Victoria: “Want to hear a secret? I’m not wearing any panties.”
And as you can tell from Charles’ expression, he and Victoria turned in early for the night.
Charles: “And remember to always brush your teeth or I will cast a spell that will make your teeth rot.”
Xavier: “Wot?”
So I’ve been keeping Victoria at home because, quite frankly, I don’t trust her near anything that has a penis. But since she was getting antsy, I sent her to the consignment store to see if there was anything we could buy.
Victoria: “Don’t you have any bigger mirrors? These are nice and all, but I deserve to see my entire reflection. I mean, look at me.”
Look who walks through the door - the burglar that stole Victoria’s shower and random books the night she found out she was pregnant with Xavier.
Burglar: “This is gonna be so much fun - oh crap.”
Burglar: “NOPE. Adios, crazy green lady.”
She seriously left as soon as she saw Victoria. I was going to have her go over and slap the burglar and be all dramatic but she walked into the store and then ran out.
So Victoria returned home empty handed and all riled up.
Charles: “Check this out, Vic! I’ve been practicing. Come here.”
Victoria: “I’m not sure this is a good idea! The last time a witch cast a spell on me I ended up becoming the enemy of my boss!”
Plus you’re pregnant!
Victoria: “Oh yeah, that too.”
Victoria: “NOPE PUT ME DOWN!! TOO HIGH!!”
Victoria: “What did you do to me? I feel amazing!”
Charles: “I cast a good luck charm on you. Did it work?”
Victoria: “I think so! I feel boss!”
Charles: “Great! Because I have a very important question for you.”
Victoria: “Charles… what are you doing? Why are you on one knee?”
Girl, you’re really obtuse.
Charles: “We definitely started off a bit rough but we got through that and now we have a little boy and another child on the way, will you marry me? We don’t have to have a big ceremony or anything, just you and me and Xavier.”
It sounds like he’s pleading a bit near the end but say no to that face. I dare you.
Victoria accepted.
And was actually extremely excited despite the fact that she was essentially throwing her freedom away to this guy she had just met last week.
Charles: Shut up and go away, you aren't helping.
Then Charles did the smart thing and married her before she could think about what she had agreed to.
Charles: Again, not helping. Go away.
♥
Victoria: “You know, I always thought getting married meant a huge ceremony in a big cathedral and everything.”
Charles: “A lot of people think that. And that the reception needs to have a huge cake too. I like simplicity. This spaghetti is the best wedding spaghetti ever made.”
Someone’s getting lucky toniiiiight~
We interrupt this legacy with some more Xavier spam.
Xavier’s jaw is starting to grow on me. It’ll make for interesting genetics, that’s for sure!
Ice cream for breakfast…?
Victoria: “I’m heavily pregnant and I want freaking ice cream. So what? You gonna try and stop me?”
Nope, not at all.
Charles: “You know in a few years, there will be the sound of multiple little feet running around the house. I cannot wait to have kids with you.”
Victoria: “Kids? You mean, more than two?”
Charles: “Yeah! I grew up an only child so I want a lot of kids.”
Looks like you might need that Good Luck Charm again, Charles…
Later that day, Victoria went into labor.
Maid: “Ma’am, I need you to move so I can clean up the mess you just made.”
Victoria: “What does this look like to you? It’s no party! I will move when I damn well please - OH GOD CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLLES!”
Charles was being a good husband and was taking Victoria to the hospital when he stopped to do this.
Charles: “*gasp* I’m married! And I’m about to have a baby. *le sigh*”
Victoria: “Did he just say that he was going to have a baby? Seriously?”
Charles, for your sake, I’d stop fangirling over your ring and take Victoria to the hospital if you ever want to WooHoo again.
This was what the babysitter was wearing when she arrived at the house. It bothered me for some reason so I tried to edit her. But when I clicked on Edit it said that I couldn’t edit a Sim when they were in their career clothes.
This was her outfit for babysitting. Whaaat?
Anyway she was a horrible babysitter and just left Xavier to play by himself.
Welcome to the world, Benedict Vanitat!! His skin is a little lighter than Victoria and Xavier’s but it’s still a shade of green so IT COUNTS. Perfect baby #2 maybe??
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PERFECT BABY #2 AND HE IS ADORABLEEEEEE *flails*
Anyway, Benedict rolled Evil and Clumsy. His favorites are: yellow, chilli con carne, and hip-hop.
And right when they got home, Victoria and Charles decided to get a little frisky. Baby number three might be a lot sooner than I expected.
Charles: “Stop it, you! *giggle*”
Victoria: “I’m gonna getcha~”
That face.
Seriously. That face.
So sexy.
So while Victoria and Charles are doing the humpy humpy thing. Here’s some Benedict spam.
I’ve never had a witch toddler before so this was a surprise to me. SO CUTE!! Also, Xavier trying to get in the shot.
Not playing favorites at all.
Why are you hiding, mister? It’s time for your birthday!
Xavier: “Cake!”
I hate full moons
Xavier: “Pbbbbbbbth!!”
D’awww he’s a cutie, and grew into his jaw! Xavier rolled the Coward trait as you can tell by his expression. So now he is an insane coward who is clumsy.
STOP!
Benny time!
Benedict: *blink*
Xavier: “I’m so tired.”
Then go to bed! You have a big boy bed now.
Xavier: “But… there could be monsters. All sorts of things come out and hide under beds on a full moon.”
There are no monsters under your bed. Check for yourself.
Xavier: Please don’t see anything please don’t see anything please don’t see anything.
Xavier: “Huh… you were right.”
Of course I was.
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Hope you enjoyed this update! I got seasons yesterday so I’ve been playing my own family and I LOVES IT! I didn’t know about the online dating or love letters - so hilarious!
NEXT TIME:
-Another baby! Will it be perfect?-
-More monster checks-
-The Vanitat’s get a new maid! DUN DUN DUNNNNN-
I hope everyone has an awesome day and ENJOY SEASONS!