The Vanitat Legacy - 1.3
LAST TIME:
-Victoria and Charles got married-
-Benedict was born as another perfect baby and he was SO CUUUUUUUUTE-
-Xavier aged up into a child-
ONWARDS
We start off this update with Victoria chillaxing on the couch, watching TV. You really don’t have anything better to do?
Victoria: “Charles is teaching Benny how to walk and Xavier is getting ready for school so, no. Now shut up, I can’t hear the TV.”
I just love her TV watching expressions. ♥
Victoria: “I said be quiet - God!”
Sorry…
The school bus arrived for Xavier and he got on, looking aprehensive as usual.
Xavier: “I don’t think this is safe…”
What do you mean?
Xavier: “I can’t see the bus driver’s credentials anywhere. And I’m the only one on the bus. What if she’s some serial killer kidnapper type thing?”
You’ll be fine. Now go to school.
Excuse me, maid.
Maid: “Hmmm?”
We do not pay you to brush your teeth at the kitchen sink.
Maid: *ignores*
I was going to have Victoria fire her, but she was busy attending to other matters.
Baby number three will be here soon! Another perfect baby? Please?
Xavier returns home from school in style. That child is constantly changing clothes.
Xavier: “I gotta give the people a variety.”
Xavier: “Mom can you help me with this homework?”
Victoria: “Sure, let’s see what the question is…”
Victoria: “Ummm… okay, write this down.”
Xavier: “Mom, the answer is not please don’t fail me, I’m pretty.”
Victoria: “Oh, sorry sweetheart. Put handsome instead of pretty.”
Xavier: “I’ll just ask the teacher how to do this tomorrow.”
Victoria: “That’s weird, that answer always worked for me.”
I know it looks like Charles is doing all the teaching but he’s not, I swear. Victoria does her part in raising Benedict too.
Benedict: “Pah-tee!”
Charles: “I see your mother has been teaching you things she shouldn’t be…”
Poor Charles haha.
Here is some more Benedict spam!
♥♥♥♥
This again?
Xavier: “They could be trying to throw me off! Monsters like to catch us unaware.”
Xavier, there are no monsters under your bed.
Oh.
Xavier: “MOOOOM!!! Heeeeeeeeelp!”
Xavier: “There were thousands of red eyes under my bed, Mom, I swear! I nearly died!”
Xavier: “My poor body just can’t handle the shock!”
I’m beginning to wonder if he has the Dramatic trait hidden somewhere.
Victoria: “That’s nice, sweetie.”
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The next day, Victoria popped! Third baby is coming. Come oooon green skin, give me another perfect baby!
It was the weekend and Victoria was looking after Benny so Charles began working on some elixirs.
D’aww, he’s totally in his element.
Victoria continued corrupting Benny with words like party and skipping school.
And I sent Xavier to the park to see if he could find any future wifey-poos.
This was the only girl that came to the park and… yeah. No, just…no.
So Xavier spent the afternoon playing by himself on the playground.
Xavier: “This is too high! Oh God, help!”
Xavier is such a good brother to Benny. They’re already good friends.
Xavier: “Where’s Benny?”
Xavier: “There he is!”
Victoria got invited to this party and I decided to give her a chance. She’d been so good with not flirting with anyone but Charles lately.
I should’ve realized she had other plans for Pip when she got to the party.
Victoria: “I don’t want to alarm you but there’s this guy behind you who is constantly staring at you. I think he might be… you know… gay.”
Pip: “Yeah. We’ve been kind of flirting back and forth but… I don’t know…”
Victoria: “Go for it! What’s the worst that can happen - he turns you down? If he does then screw him! You can find another guy…girl…fairy - just go!”
Pip: “Yeah, I think I will. Thanks, Vic!”
*a couple seconds later*
Victoria: “As thanks for me helping you, you can name your first adopted child after me. Victoria if it’s a girl, Victor if it’s a boy.”
With that taken care of, Victoria went to mingle with Pip’s other guests.
Victoria: “I used to think that wrinkles would mean my social life was over, but they’re really not. I found one the other day and I didn’t freak like I thought I would.”
Fairy Girl: “Can we please talk about something else?”
Victoria: “Well what else is there to talk about besides me?”
I love my self-absorbed baby. ♥
Lookitlookitlookitlookit!
Bonehilda!
Victoria: “Hello cleaning service? I’m calling to cancel our maid, we have something better that won’t waste time brushing their teeth in our kitchen.”
Xavier isn’t too fond of Bonehilda.
Xavier: “RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THE SKELETON WILL KILL US ALL!”
Victoria: “I’m too pregnant to deal with this.”
Bonehilda has taken a liking to Benedict. Which makes sense since he is supposedly evil and all.
Benedict: “Wuv!”
But Bonehilda had to go because every time she was in the same room as Xavier, he’d run screaming out of the house and then faint.
Way to go, Xavier. You ruined it.
Birthday time! I’m super excited to see how Benedict will turn out. He can’t get any cuter.
Xavier: “Hear ye, hear ye! The evil that is Benedict shall become a child on this day!”
Victoria: “Boy get off the chair and cheer for your brother.”
Still aderpable.
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SO FLIPPING CUTE
Benedict rolled Can’t Stand Art.
And the first thing Benny does is scare his mom. Nice.
Benedict: “THE GREEN SKIN WILL NOT LAST NEXT GENERATION!”
Victoria: “Benedict Vanitat! That is not funny. Go to your room!”
Benedict: “Heh. Totally worth it.”
Later that night, Victoria’s water broke and Charles acted like he had no idea what to do.
Charles: “But I don’t have any idea on what to do!”
Take her to the hospital! Sheesh!
Awww, damn it.
Here’s Celeste Vanitat. She is Disciplined and Artistic. Her favorites are grey, sushi, and roots.
So here’s the deal with non-perfect children. The only way they get trained as toddlers is if either Charles or Victoria wishes it. As children, it’s up to them to do their homework. I won’t send them away since I’m lame and feel bad for neglecting them.
Benedict: “You were right, Xavier. There are no credentials anywhere on this bus…”
Oh boy.
Victoria: “She isn’t green.”
No, but she’s still a cutie!
Victoria: “She’d be cuter if she was green.”
Victoria, you are going to love Celeste like you do Benedict and Xavier. No exceptions.
Victoria: “Of course I will…”
Celeste: “Hewp?”
Benedict: If Ben has fifteen apples and Alyssa wanted seven of them. How many apples would Ben have?
Benedict: That depends. Am I poisoning Alyssa with the apples? Then I should really only give her one since that should be enough… unless she has a high tolerance to poison…
Benedict: “Math is hard.”
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And that is it for this update! See you next time!