The Vanitat Legacy - 2.1
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Hey everyone! I just want to thank (again) everyone who has read and commented on this legacy, it means a lot to me. I'm working on getting the Vanitats up and ready to be downloaded, so keep an eye out for that!
LAST TIME:
-Xavier and Alice were married and moved away-
-Nora and Rue aged into teenagers, although Rue is the only who has a romantic interest-
-Benedict and Mira aged into young adults and were married-
-it was discovered that Mira is a gold digger hussy-
-Mira’s ego became prego-
ONWARDS!
Love Day had come around so Benedict took Mira out to the festival to test their chemistry.
Benedict: “Come on, it’ll be fun!”
Mira: “Okay sure, though this thing just judges people by their temperature or something.”
Benedict: “I knew we were meant for each other!”
It’s weird. Ever since Benny and Mira married, Benny’s been… not so evil. He doesn’t cackle all the time like he used to and he never scares anyone. It’s unsettling.
Benedict: “Come here Mira, you know you want some of this.”
Benedict: “Pucker up, sweet thing.”
Mira: “You’re such a dork.”
Mira: “Can we go now? It’s pouring rain and my back hurts.”
Benedict: “I just want to do one more thing.”
STOP BEING SO ROMANTIC BENEDICT.
Mira: “OH SON OF A BITCH - that was my foot!”
Benedict: “I’m so sorry - I’m still learning the steps. Slow dancing just became popular when the weather hit town.”
Mira: “It’s okay, Ben. You’re trying to be… romantic. And I’m attempting to appreciate it - ”
Mira: “God damn it, Benedict! That’s it, we’re going home!”
Benedict: “I’m sorry! You don’t think I hurt the baby, do you?”
-.-
Their relationship is an interesting one.
Celeste aged into a young adult and rolled the Gatherer trait.
My God she is beautiful. Victoria and Charles’ genes are like genetic gold.
After having absolutely no luck with guys during her teenage years, Celeste has one more thing to try before I kick her out and she’s on her own for love
Celeste: “Well, here goes nothing.”
Celeste: “Come on, Prince Charming!”
Celeste: “It’s working!”
How is a frog jumping out of water on a rainy day a sign that you’re going to get a Prince Charming?
Celeste: “Disney movies? Hello? It always works!”
You’re just going to get warts out of that.
Stranger: “Hello there, beautiful.”
Celeste: “H-hi. I’m Celeste.”
Josh: “I’m Josh.”
Well I’ll be damned, it actually worked.
Love Day is affecting everyone. I switch back to the house to see how everyone else is and I get there just in time for this.
This is just proof that Charles is a full adult now and I was a bad legacy person and didn’t document or take note of it.
Celeste: “Hey everyone, just letting you know that I’m moving tonight. Going to be moving in with Josh and having lots of WooHoo and babies. Keep in touch!”
Why do pregnant women insist on wearing lingerie as their pyjamas?
Mira: “I don’t think now is the time to be asking that question.”
Why?
Mira: “Because the baby is coming!”
Benedict: “What do we do??”
Charles: “You think I know?”
Benedict: “You’re the father of five kids!”
Charles: “That was all your mother’s doing - I had no idea what to do when she went into labor!”
Mira: “SHUT UP AND GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL!”
First baby of the third generation is a green-skinned boy!
*squeals*
Ohoho, what’s this? Twins!
A green-skinned baby girl!
Meet Damon Vanitat. He is a loner and light sleeper. His favorites are Irish green, Kids, and Fish n Chips. He’s completely adorable, green skinned and has blue hair. He’s in the running for the heir poll.
And this is Danae Vanitat. She’s a light sleeper and easily impressed. Her favorites are Black, Roots and stir fry.
I might just have to make this legacy a green-skinned only legacy. First Rue and now Danae - it's not fair!
The twins are constantly fought over by the other members of the house.
Charles: “Hey there buddy.”
Rue: “Look out, Danae! Auntie’s coming with the tickle monster!”
Rue: “I want one.”
And you’ll get one when you age up and move out.
Since Mira doesn’t have a job, she’s the one who gets to teach the twins all they need to know during the day. Charles already went through that with Ben and the others so he gets to relax and enjoy being a grandpa.
Mira: “Now Danae, if Death comes and takes a family member, that means you get money.”
Mira: “And money is super important.”
Just a picture of potty training time. Because they’re adorable.
Benny is really taking to fatherhood. He spends equal amount of time with both Damon and Danae.
Benedict: “Look out, the claw is coming!”
Danae: “No Daddy!”
Benedict: “Bwahahaha.”
Rue: “Hey Zack, what are you doing here?”
Zack: “Don’t you remember? It’s prom night! You’re my date!”
Rue: “Oh, right. Well come in while I get ready.”
Zack: I’m gonna get me some of that tonight.
Poor Nora didn’t have a date to the prom and went solo. BUT she did meet a nice boy whose name I can’t remember so the night wasn’t a bust.
Benny puts his Neurotic trait to work while his sisters were out at prom.
Benedict: “Is this stove off? It feels cool, but is it really turned off?”
Nora aged into a young adult as soon as she returned home from prom and rolled the Photographer’s Eye trait. But since I want more of Benny Offspring, it’s time to get the ball moving.
This is the boy Nora met at the prom. He’s actually pretty cute!
This was all autonomous so they really didn’t need any help from me.
Then Mira had to ruin everything by being her charming self.
Mira: “What do you think you’re doing in my house? You’re making it very hard for Danae and Damon to have a brother or sister, you know!”
Mira: “Just marry Nora and both of you get out! We’ve already had to wait three days for the two of you to age up! You’re ruining my plans!”
Needless to say, Nora moved in with fairy boy shortly after.
As soon as Benny got home from work, Mira swooped in.
Mira: “So Nora moved out this morning. That means we have room for another member of the family…”
Rue: “Just going to ignore the two of you getting ready to have sex. Yup, just reading my book.”
Benedict: “Nora moved out, you say…”
Benny knows what time it is.
Benedict: “Boobies.”
So while Benny and Mira hop on the good foot and do the bad thing, I present more Damon and Danae spam!
/end spam.
Benny’s swimmers are apparently very strong because Mira threw up later that night. And again all the toilets were being used in the house.
Poor Mira.
Then as soon as she finished throwing up outside, Mira ran into the nearest bathroom and threw up again.
Poor dear isn’t having an easy start to her pregnancy.
While Mira was staring out the window pondering the meaning of life, she popped with the third child.
Mira: “Just thought you should know that I’m pregnant again.”
Benedict: “Another baby? That’s awesome, Mira! I’m so excited!”
Still waiting for a cackle, Benny.
Anytime, now.
Mira: “So I was thinking you could take either Danae or Damon to a Baby and Me class sometime. Maybe switch who goes every other week.”
Benedict: “Are you kidding me? Look I love the twins but there are some things that I will not do. A Baby and Me class is one of them.”
Then Benedict went over to the window and gave his first evil cackle since he became a young adult!
Yay!
I was starting to worry about that boy.
That maniacal laughter seemed to open something up in Benny. Afterwards he became that little shit that he was when he was a kid.
Benedict: *sneak sneak*
Mira: “What’re you doing?”
Mira: “You realize I can see you, right Ben?”
Benedict: “RAWR BENEDICT IS BACK, BABY!”
Mira: “Ugh, fine. Ah - you scared me. Now go get your daughter.”
Rue aged into a breathtaking young adult. She rolled the Schmoozer trait.
Rue: *gasp* “This means I can start my own family!”
Yes! Go marry Zack and have lots of beautiful babies.
Not long after Rue moved out, this notification popped up.
It made me happy.
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And that is it for this update! It’s a little shorter than normal but this was a good cut off point. See you next time!