Challenge #25 - Pick an Ick

[herlifeisbroken]

These are pairings that squick *me*. If none of these squick you, choose your poison - as long as it's squicky. And icky smut in 100 words? Earns you brownie points

Comments

[pedantic_celia]

Snape/Trelawney is my other OTP :( Theirloveissoskinnyandhysterical.

Also, wherefore the lack of Umbridge/Filch, which is practically canon in any case? Does that not squick anyone?

[pedantic_celia]

(My squick is Mary-Sue/Severus.)

[herlifeisbroken]

I added a few.

Umbridge/Filch, remarkably, does not squick me at all. I think because it's canon.

[pedantic_celia]

Oh, well, if we have to choose on on the list, can I add Severus/Lily (which is really my main squick, and tends to turn into Severus/Mary-Sue anyway)?

[wikdsushi]

Fluffy/Buckbeak, but not so much for the sex as the post-coital chicken dinner.

[herlifeisbroken]

See, I can add to this post...

[tehlils]

Ok, I deleted previous comments and am condensing it all into one easier to comprehend commet. :P So, what if you don't find any normally squicky pairings squicky. I mean Harry/Ginny is what squicks me. So how should I go about this because I really want to do this challenge. But I'm not sure that Crabbe/Goyle/Ron will qualify if I think its hot. So er... should I add in a kink that squicks me? Or should I just pertend it squicks me. Because I doubt writing Harry/Ginny is going to squick anyone but me.

[herlifeisbroken]

LOL, Harry/Ginny squicks ME. Go for it!

[tehlils]

LOL. Ok then. But do I still get bonus points for writing Crabbe/Goyle/Ron even if I think it's not at all squicky?

[herlifeisbroken]

I look forward to it. :P