Ick.
Title: She Demands
Pairing: Umbridge/Hagrid (and lots of other people) implied.
Rating: Beats me!
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Pick an Ick.
When the new decree from Umbridge appeared, the male staff of Hogwarts was unmanned. The sunny Headmaster swore an oath that curled hair in China. The caretaker accustomed to divining the sources of mysterious magical messes lost his supper; the Potions master who handled nine hundred revolting things before breakfast took to his chaise with the vapors; the indomitable Charms teacher for the first time in his life pleaded his size as an inadequacy for the task demanded.
Only the gamekeeper seemed resigned. “Well, best be gettin’ on wi’ it,” he sighed, pulling on a pair of shoulder-length veterinary gloves.
Pairing: Umbridge/Hagrid (and lots of other people) implied.
Rating: Beats me!
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Pick an Ick.
When the new decree from Umbridge appeared, the male staff of Hogwarts was unmanned. The sunny Headmaster swore an oath that curled hair in China. The caretaker accustomed to divining the sources of mysterious magical messes lost his supper; the Potions master who handled nine hundred revolting things before breakfast took to his chaise with the vapors; the indomitable Charms teacher for the first time in his life pleaded his size as an inadequacy for the task demanded.
Only the gamekeeper seemed resigned. “Well, best be gettin’ on wi’ it,” he sighed, pulling on a pair of shoulder-length veterinary gloves.