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[hawklaw]

Words: 100
Characters: Snape, Umbridge, implied Umbridge/Filch
Warnings: Cellulite, baby talk, ShirleyTemple!Fetish, vomiting.

With apologies to the late, great Dorothy Parker whose immortal review of The House at Pooh Corner ("And it is that word 'hummy,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant

Comments

Wovewy!!!

[velyrhorde]

*bows*

beautiful, simply beautiful! *snifs*

Re: Wovewy!!!

[hawklaw]

Hee, thank you! I love me some Filbridge. (ok, not so much, but hey...)

[florahart]

Oh. My. God. Ewwwwwwwww. And vewy fwow-uppy.

OMGWTFBBQ??!!11?!!

[hawklaw]

I squicked you??!!

Re: OMGWTFBBQ??!!11?!!

[hawklaw]

Meant to add...now I feel all invincible and stuff. ~goes to climb Everest and decipher early REM lyrics~

[hawklaw]

Hee! Thanks. It's good to know my very sick mind is good for something.

[spaz141]

I'm smiling through the tears. Thanks so much.

[hawklaw]

~wipes away tears~

[pockettheroach]

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Well, there's reading for the kids around the tree on Christmas Eve.

[hawklaw]

You know, I'm just weird enough...Nah. I don't need those therapy bills when they're teenagrs.