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Title: Who
Words: 100
Pairings: Harry/various
Challenge: secret confessions
"Hey, Ron?" Harry looked nervous.
"What?"
"You know how I told you that I lost my virginity to Draco Malfoy last week?"
"Bugger, Harry, do you have to remind me? Ewwww."
"Well... I sort of lied about the 'who' part."
Ron perked up a bit at that. "You mean it wasn't Draco?"
"Um, no."
"Well, then who was it?"
Harry hesitated. "Snape."
"Oh, ewwww, Harry!"
"Um, actually, that's not it either. It was, um, McGonagall."
"Really?"
Harry sighed. "Okay, it was Dumbledore."
Ron paled.
"Er, Moody."
"Harry..."
"Flitwick?"
"Harry!"
"Shit, Ron, it was Dobby, okay?"
"That's okay, Harry. Me too."
Words: 100
Pairings: Harry/various
Challenge: secret confessions
"Hey, Ron?" Harry looked nervous.
"What?"
"You know how I told you that I lost my virginity to Draco Malfoy last week?"
"Bugger, Harry, do you have to remind me? Ewwww."
"Well... I sort of lied about the 'who' part."
Ron perked up a bit at that. "You mean it wasn't Draco?"
"Um, no."
"Well, then who was it?"
Harry hesitated. "Snape."
"Oh, ewwww, Harry!"
"Um, actually, that's not it either. It was, um, McGonagall."
"Really?"
Harry sighed. "Okay, it was Dumbledore."
Ron paled.
"Er, Moody."
"Harry..."
"Flitwick?"
"Harry!"
"Shit, Ron, it was Dobby, okay?"
"That's okay, Harry. Me too."