i know all about this guy's woes, i frequently have the same problem. girls trying to get with me, me politely refusing, them angrily demanding sex lest they tear off my testicles and eat them. fortunately, i am apparently much more agile than this poor 37 year old guy. you should have seen me on valentine's day. thank god i carried around a bag of heart shaped candy to satiate the swarms of sucubi in my wake.
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how the hell did the dude not notice his left testicle was torn off???
thank god my balls are tiny.
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