149) 5 times Daiki used his height as an advantage against the BEST members
Title: 149. 5 times Daiki used his height as an advantage against the BEST members
Author:
hsj_jumpstart
Ratings: G
Pairings: hints of Yamajima
Prompt: #149. 5 times Daiki used his height as an advantage against the BEST members ( http://spheksophobia.livejournal.com/32316.html)
I
Daiki's eye twitched. "Thanks a lot, Hikaru. You guys are great friends."
"I'm serious here! You really might get fired if you don't grow any taller soon. We'll miss you, Dai-chan. Your head made a great arm-rest for us."
"Haha," he said sarcastically, and walked away from the rest of BEST, who were cracking up. They all enjoyed making fun of Daiki's height a little too much. The only people Daiki could turn to was the members of 7, who were always a bit more sympathetic.
But, unfortuanately for Daiki, Yuto and Yamada were off somewhere doing who-knows-what, Ryutaro and Chinen were having a staring contest, and Keito was sitting by himself, hard at work on his homework.
He sighed and turned back around to face BEST, who still had the same matching evil grins on their faces.
Daiki puffed out his chest and stood up straight. "Being short is not all bad."
"We'll see about that, shortie," Yabu ruffled Daiki's hair.
"Oi, minna! Get over here now! The photographers are here already and we haven't got much time!" yelled their manager, and immediately they all walked towards the place set up for their photoshoot.
Their manager sighed. "Someone get Yuto and Yamada out of their secret closet. We all know what they do in there already."
Within a few minutes, Keito was dragging the two towards everybody by their shirt collar, despite their loud protests.
"Okay, everyone! Two rows - BEST in back, Seven in front! Arioka in the middle of BEST, and Chinen in the middle of Seven!"
Everyone immediately got into formation. Their manager and the photographer frowned at the same time. "Hmm...doesn't look right...okay, change! Arioka-kun?"
"Hai?"
"YOU go into the middle of Seven instead, Chinen to your right, and Keito will stand in your place in the back row, got it?"
Daiki's smile faltered, and disappeared completely when BEST started hooting with laughter. He grudingly moved to the front row.
"Okay, front row can sit down - just cross your legs. And back row...."
"Stand?"
"Back row you squat."
They all exchanged looks with each other, looking horrified. "Squat?" blurted out Inoo.
"Yes, got a problem with that?"
They all quickly shook their heads and squatted, all wincing at how uncomfortable the position was and how weird.
The photographer got ready to take the photo. "Hold on...hold on...."
Everyone in the back row started mumbling to themselves...
"Kay, hold it, hold it...okay. Wait! Takaki, Yaotome, Yabu, Inoo, and Okamoto, SMILE. You look like you're in pain or something."
They all forced a smile onto their face.
"Hold it, hold it, okay, sei no! Ichi, ni, san, yon, go, roku, nana, hachi, kyuuuuuuu....JYU! Okay, thank you!"
"AHHH!!!!" They all collapsed onto their knees and feel forward, moaning and groaning in pain. They hadn't felt this much pain since their Your Seed PV.
"My knees!"
"I think I died!"
"It hurts!"
"Oh, GOD!"
"Itai itai itai!!!"
Daiki turned around and smiled sweetly at them. "Haha. I got to sit."
II
"Check this out! I've never seen this room before!" Yuto whispered to everyone. They were all crowded around a door in the Jimusho during their break, staring curiously at it.
"What is it?"
"Let's go in."
Ryosuke tentively turned the doorknob, and it opened. He glanced back at everyone. "I'm going first then."
He went in, then Yuto, then Ryutaro, then Keito, then Daiki and the rest of BEST.
"Oh, Yabu-kun, Takaki-kun, Hik-kun, Inoo-" started Yuto.
"OW!"
"WHAT THE-?"
"MY HEAD!!"
"I think I got a concussion."
Daiki blinked at them. "What?"
All the BEST members, besides Daiki, were moaning and clutching their heads.
Yuto grinned sheepishly at them. "I was going to say it had a very low doorway. You needed to bend down or else you would bump your head..."
Takaki groaned, feeling the back of his head. "I have a total headache now."
Daiki cleared his throat and smiled innocently at them, who all glared back at him.
"Don't even say it, Daiki."
III
Break time was over. All the members were called back to their photoshoot. Apparently, they were now going to try something they, and all the other debuted seniors, had never done before, but no one would say anything about it, except, "Sore wa himitsu desu."
The photographer smiled at them. "So what we're going to attempt today are two pyramids."
Everyone had the same blank look on their face.
"You know - like cheerleaders?"
Now the same look of horror.
"No, you're not going to do it standing up. I want one pyramid of BEST, and one of 7. Four members of each sub-group will be on their hands and knees, and the lightest will stand on top of them. Got it? So in this case...Arioka-kun will be on top, and Chinen-kun will be on top of the other pyramid."
“Anou, sumimasen!” Hikaru raised his hand; the photographer glanced at him and nodded.
“We....have to....be on hands and knees? Like...a dog?”
“Hai. Dog.”
“O...kay,” he replied weakly. On the other hand, Daiki was absolutely thrilled. He got to stand on top~ He got to stand on top~
Within a few minutes, both bases of the pyramids were set up. All that was left was for Chinen and Daiki to get up. Daiki watched as Chii carefully climbed up, trying his best not to hurt anyone too much.
Daiki grinned wickedly at BEST, who all gulped.
And the 17 year old boy put one hand upon Yabu’s head, then stepped onto his back, making sure to use all his strength. Then he accidentally on purposed kicked Takaki on the side of his hips, making his face to scrunch up and tears to form at the corners of his eyes from the pain.
Before he finally stood up on top, he managed to whack Inoo on the head and dig the heels of his boots into Hikaru’s back.
“Okay, everyone, let’s smile...”
Daiki gave a brilliant smile at the camera, and it turned out to be one of the best photos he ever took.
Revenge really was sweet.
IV
“Good job on the photoshoot today, everyone!”
“Arigatou gozaimasu,” all the members of JUMP bowed deeply to all the other staff and walked back to their dressing room, finding a small cake on the table with a note attached that said, “Good job on everything so far. Keep up the good work. -Kitagawa Johnny”
Ryosuke’s eyes brightened up and he said excitedly, “Ooooh, cake! What kind? Is it ichigo?!”
Yabu peered closely at it. “Nope. Taro.”
Ryosuke’s face fell. “Never mind. I don’t want a slice. I don’t like taro.”
All the other members eagerly cut the cake and devoured their own slices. Soon there was only one slice left - the one Ryosuke hadn’t wanted.
“Who wants the last one?”
“ME!!!!!” Daiki, Inoo, Hikaru, Yabu, and Takaki yelled at the top of their lungs then turned to glare at one another.
Keito held up the cake high in the air and said, “There’s only one way to settle this - you play a game.”
“Game? What kind of game?”
Keito fell silent for a while, then grinned. “How about...limbo?”
BEST all shrugged. “Sure, why not?”
Miraculously, Yuto appeared with a limbo stick that he had spotted in The closet. He sheepishly handed it to Keito who managed to set up the game and then pressed play on the music. “Hai, start-o!”
All the BEST members managed to get through the first one, and the second one. Although on the third round, Yabu, the tallest, couldn’t bend back enough and fell on his back instead, moaning in pain.
Next to go was Takaki.
Then Hikaru.
It was all down between Inoo and Daiki, who both looked determined to win the last slice of cake. Everyone was watching them as they started playing again - Yuto wasn’t even tempting Yamada for once.
Inoo bent down and managed to stay like that for a few seconds, then ultimately failed and fell.
“I WIN!!!!” Daiki cheered and reached for the slice of cake that Keito was holding. Inoo pouted and stared at the piece with lust in his eyes. Daiki looked up at him and smiled. “One good thing about being short - you can do the limbo without breaking your back, isn’t that right, Yabu?”
Yabu glared at him.
V
“B-b-b-b-b-BUG!!!!!!!!!” Takaki screamed, hiding underneath a table. “Someone, kill it already!!”
“That’s not a bug, it’s a spider,” corrected Ryutaro.
“I don’t care, just kill it!”
Everyone looked up at the corner of the ceiling, where a spider was hanging from its strand of thread. Takaki whimpered and covered his head with his hands, shaking in fear. Daiki rolled his eyes. “It’s a little spider, Yuya.”
“Then kill it already.”
Daiki shrugged and walked away. “Sorry. I can’t reach that high. I’m short, remember?”
No one said anything as Daiki walked out of the room, closing the door behind him, a small little smile on his face.
Short people rule.
A/N- um....yeah....
Author:
hsj_jumpstart
Ratings: G
Pairings: hints of Yamajima
Prompt: #149. 5 times Daiki used his height as an advantage against the BEST members ( http://spheksophobia.livejournal.com/32316.html)
I
Daiki's eye twitched. "Thanks a lot, Hikaru. You guys are great friends."
"I'm serious here! You really might get fired if you don't grow any taller soon. We'll miss you, Dai-chan. Your head made a great arm-rest for us."
"Haha," he said sarcastically, and walked away from the rest of BEST, who were cracking up. They all enjoyed making fun of Daiki's height a little too much. The only people Daiki could turn to was the members of 7, who were always a bit more sympathetic.
But, unfortuanately for Daiki, Yuto and Yamada were off somewhere doing who-knows-what, Ryutaro and Chinen were having a staring contest, and Keito was sitting by himself, hard at work on his homework.
He sighed and turned back around to face BEST, who still had the same matching evil grins on their faces.
Daiki puffed out his chest and stood up straight. "Being short is not all bad."
"We'll see about that, shortie," Yabu ruffled Daiki's hair.
"Oi, minna! Get over here now! The photographers are here already and we haven't got much time!" yelled their manager, and immediately they all walked towards the place set up for their photoshoot.
Their manager sighed. "Someone get Yuto and Yamada out of their secret closet. We all know what they do in there already."
Within a few minutes, Keito was dragging the two towards everybody by their shirt collar, despite their loud protests.
"Okay, everyone! Two rows - BEST in back, Seven in front! Arioka in the middle of BEST, and Chinen in the middle of Seven!"
Everyone immediately got into formation. Their manager and the photographer frowned at the same time. "Hmm...doesn't look right...okay, change! Arioka-kun?"
"Hai?"
"YOU go into the middle of Seven instead, Chinen to your right, and Keito will stand in your place in the back row, got it?"
Daiki's smile faltered, and disappeared completely when BEST started hooting with laughter. He grudingly moved to the front row.
"Okay, front row can sit down - just cross your legs. And back row...."
"Stand?"
"Back row you squat."
They all exchanged looks with each other, looking horrified. "Squat?" blurted out Inoo.
"Yes, got a problem with that?"
They all quickly shook their heads and squatted, all wincing at how uncomfortable the position was and how weird.
The photographer got ready to take the photo. "Hold on...hold on...."
Everyone in the back row started mumbling to themselves...
"Kay, hold it, hold it...okay. Wait! Takaki, Yaotome, Yabu, Inoo, and Okamoto, SMILE. You look like you're in pain or something."
They all forced a smile onto their face.
"Hold it, hold it, okay, sei no! Ichi, ni, san, yon, go, roku, nana, hachi, kyuuuuuuu....JYU! Okay, thank you!"
"AHHH!!!!" They all collapsed onto their knees and feel forward, moaning and groaning in pain. They hadn't felt this much pain since their Your Seed PV.
"My knees!"
"I think I died!"
"It hurts!"
"Oh, GOD!"
"Itai itai itai!!!"
Daiki turned around and smiled sweetly at them. "Haha. I got to sit."
II
"Check this out! I've never seen this room before!" Yuto whispered to everyone. They were all crowded around a door in the Jimusho during their break, staring curiously at it.
"What is it?"
"Let's go in."
Ryosuke tentively turned the doorknob, and it opened. He glanced back at everyone. "I'm going first then."
He went in, then Yuto, then Ryutaro, then Keito, then Daiki and the rest of BEST.
"Oh, Yabu-kun, Takaki-kun, Hik-kun, Inoo-" started Yuto.
"OW!"
"WHAT THE-?"
"MY HEAD!!"
"I think I got a concussion."
Daiki blinked at them. "What?"
All the BEST members, besides Daiki, were moaning and clutching their heads.
Yuto grinned sheepishly at them. "I was going to say it had a very low doorway. You needed to bend down or else you would bump your head..."
Takaki groaned, feeling the back of his head. "I have a total headache now."
Daiki cleared his throat and smiled innocently at them, who all glared back at him.
"Don't even say it, Daiki."
III
Break time was over. All the members were called back to their photoshoot. Apparently, they were now going to try something they, and all the other debuted seniors, had never done before, but no one would say anything about it, except, "Sore wa himitsu desu."
The photographer smiled at them. "So what we're going to attempt today are two pyramids."
Everyone had the same blank look on their face.
"You know - like cheerleaders?"
Now the same look of horror.
"No, you're not going to do it standing up. I want one pyramid of BEST, and one of 7. Four members of each sub-group will be on their hands and knees, and the lightest will stand on top of them. Got it? So in this case...Arioka-kun will be on top, and Chinen-kun will be on top of the other pyramid."
“Anou, sumimasen!” Hikaru raised his hand; the photographer glanced at him and nodded.
“We....have to....be on hands and knees? Like...a dog?”
“Hai. Dog.”
“O...kay,” he replied weakly. On the other hand, Daiki was absolutely thrilled. He got to stand on top~ He got to stand on top~
Within a few minutes, both bases of the pyramids were set up. All that was left was for Chinen and Daiki to get up. Daiki watched as Chii carefully climbed up, trying his best not to hurt anyone too much.
Daiki grinned wickedly at BEST, who all gulped.
And the 17 year old boy put one hand upon Yabu’s head, then stepped onto his back, making sure to use all his strength. Then he accidentally on purposed kicked Takaki on the side of his hips, making his face to scrunch up and tears to form at the corners of his eyes from the pain.
Before he finally stood up on top, he managed to whack Inoo on the head and dig the heels of his boots into Hikaru’s back.
“Okay, everyone, let’s smile...”
Daiki gave a brilliant smile at the camera, and it turned out to be one of the best photos he ever took.
Revenge really was sweet.
IV
“Good job on the photoshoot today, everyone!”
“Arigatou gozaimasu,” all the members of JUMP bowed deeply to all the other staff and walked back to their dressing room, finding a small cake on the table with a note attached that said, “Good job on everything so far. Keep up the good work. -Kitagawa Johnny”
Ryosuke’s eyes brightened up and he said excitedly, “Ooooh, cake! What kind? Is it ichigo?!”
Yabu peered closely at it. “Nope. Taro.”
Ryosuke’s face fell. “Never mind. I don’t want a slice. I don’t like taro.”
All the other members eagerly cut the cake and devoured their own slices. Soon there was only one slice left - the one Ryosuke hadn’t wanted.
“Who wants the last one?”
“ME!!!!!” Daiki, Inoo, Hikaru, Yabu, and Takaki yelled at the top of their lungs then turned to glare at one another.
Keito held up the cake high in the air and said, “There’s only one way to settle this - you play a game.”
“Game? What kind of game?”
Keito fell silent for a while, then grinned. “How about...limbo?”
BEST all shrugged. “Sure, why not?”
Miraculously, Yuto appeared with a limbo stick that he had spotted in The closet. He sheepishly handed it to Keito who managed to set up the game and then pressed play on the music. “Hai, start-o!”
All the BEST members managed to get through the first one, and the second one. Although on the third round, Yabu, the tallest, couldn’t bend back enough and fell on his back instead, moaning in pain.
Next to go was Takaki.
Then Hikaru.
It was all down between Inoo and Daiki, who both looked determined to win the last slice of cake. Everyone was watching them as they started playing again - Yuto wasn’t even tempting Yamada for once.
Inoo bent down and managed to stay like that for a few seconds, then ultimately failed and fell.
“I WIN!!!!” Daiki cheered and reached for the slice of cake that Keito was holding. Inoo pouted and stared at the piece with lust in his eyes. Daiki looked up at him and smiled. “One good thing about being short - you can do the limbo without breaking your back, isn’t that right, Yabu?”
Yabu glared at him.
V
“B-b-b-b-b-BUG!!!!!!!!!” Takaki screamed, hiding underneath a table. “Someone, kill it already!!”
“That’s not a bug, it’s a spider,” corrected Ryutaro.
“I don’t care, just kill it!”
Everyone looked up at the corner of the ceiling, where a spider was hanging from its strand of thread. Takaki whimpered and covered his head with his hands, shaking in fear. Daiki rolled his eyes. “It’s a little spider, Yuya.”
“Then kill it already.”
Daiki shrugged and walked away. “Sorry. I can’t reach that high. I’m short, remember?”
No one said anything as Daiki walked out of the room, closing the door behind him, a small little smile on his face.
Short people rule.
A/N- um....yeah....