I wanna be the guy, too!
"the basics"
Name: Hannah...probably.
Age: (3^2) < x < (5^2)
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Where You At (Country/Location): I don't follow up sentences that end in prepositions. ;)
Pick three awesome adjectives to describe yourself: Smart, funny (to me, anyway. does that count?), persuasive
Pick three negative adjectives to describe yourself: Arrogant, cynical, lazy
C, G, N, You!...me?!
Likes: Anything that can make me laugh, teh snax, reasonable people
Dislikes: People who won't hear out your opinion but expect you to listen to theirs, morons with authority, irritating siblings, superficiality
Favorite...
Music: Uh, anything. I like...guitars. And...clever lyrics.
Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Lord of the Rings, 2001: A Space Odyssey
TV Show: Invader Zim
Color: Lime green
Place: Stone Harbor, New Jersey
Anything else you'd like to share with the class?:
Um...I...don't really know. I'm a...cat person?
The proverbial "if you found someone's wallet on the ground, and no one is around" question. What would you do?: Keep it for two months and then spend about ten dollars of the money and then feel TURBOGUILTY, put fifteen dollars back into the wallet, and then do whatever I can to get it back to the person. Probably, somebody claims it that wasn't the original owner and I'm none the wiser, because that's how the world works.
Who are you labeled as among your friends?: Eh, probably either the sarcastic one or the annoying one.
Are you a leader or a follower?: Leader. Following makes me squirm.
Do you view the hypothetical glass of Sudsuu as half-empty or half-full?: Depends on my mood, which tends to violently swing from miserable to flippant with no middle ground...but not without provocation, of course.
What are some of your fears?: Rotting alive. It's just not a party without rotting alive.
What did you (or do you) want to do when you grew up?: Supreme dictator of mankind. Let's just say I have it all planned out, and it involves armies of cloned dinosaurs.
What sort of things make you happy?: Little, stupid things.
...and what makes you feel depressed?: Little, stupid misfortunes, which are FAR more common than the things in the previous question.
General H*R Junk
Who's your favorite character (and why)?: Strong Bad, because he's hilarious and I think, deep down, everybody would act like him if there were no consequences.
Who's your least favorite character (and why)?: Marshie. So...HORRIBLE...
If you lived in Free Country, what role do you think you'd play? (Ex. Strong Bad's groupie, the Cheat's manager, some guy from a zoo, etc.): Mmm, Strong Bad is nice when you watch him being awful to OTHER people, but I think if I actually met him I would hate him...a lot. Being insulted and brushed off sets off my temper alarmingly fast. Homestar is adorable, but would definitely make me impatient after while...so I would probably hang with Strong Sad or Pom Pom or the Cheat. They're the most reasonable of the bunch, and SS really NEEDS someone to hug him and tell him he's not worthless, you know? Even though that would totally ruin the point.
Would Strong Bad approve of your grammar?: I hope so. I even know when you're supposed to use the word "whom." AND I USE IT, FOOLS.
What's your favorite toon or part of the site?: SBemails and Teen Girl Squads. Failing that, Halloween toons.
Last but not least, post a [decent] picture of yourself here. This is optional, by the way.
How about no.