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Strong Winds Shake Darling's Budget Of Dismay

Comments

[half_of_monty]

I was thinking about that... do you know if they're doing £5 on-the-day tickets to stand at the back? They sometimes do. Hell on the knees, though.

Maybe I don't have a free evening in the next fortnight anyway. But a NT play I'm not going to see! How can that happen?!

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They are indeed.

[brightybot]

Groan! Did you think of that before breakfast?