I just - less than 2 hours ago - skinned and bisected Mr. Luigi's penis. Yes, there were faces and angry thoughts that popped into my mind during the dissection (think: picturing someone's face on a bowling pin before throwing the ball...), so what? I'm human ( Read more... )

Ten points to the first person who recognizes that as the first two lines from which popular Christmas song? (Did I mention it also happens to be one of my favorite Christmas songs?!? ...If you're any sort of friend, you'd know that ( Read more... )

I finally did it!!!! Joe, you should be proud ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSIE!!!What a week! There's so much going on now, I feel like it's impossible for me to keep my head on straight. Green Day should really change the lyrics of their song...'Wake Me Up When OCTOBER Ends' would be much more appropriate. Does anyone else just hate October??? No matter how I try to prepare, it kicks my ass every ( Read more... )

PENN STATE!!!Surreal. That one little word sums up yesterday's roadtrip to PSU for the Ohio State game. Never in my life have I experienced anything quite like that; I'm so glad I was able to be a part of it. After waking up "late" yesterday morning, I drove home to the 'Burg in some of the worst rain I've ever experienced (and passed at least 2 ( Read more... )

This weekend was amazing. Yesterday was amazing. Today has been amazing. ...This is going to be an amazing week ( Read more... )

You give your hand to me ( Read more... )

I'm starting to think that living in Philly is a mistake...it's really not taking me very long to jump right in and take advantage of all the city has to offer. But, that leaves one little problem - I'm way too poor to do everything that I want to do and that sucks. For example, I was just on the Wachovia Center website researching ticket prices ( Read more... )

I don't have time to write in this; but I also don't have time to be preoccupied with random memories (good ones that make me giggle) that come flooding back to me on a random Tuesday night ( Read more... )

Thank God it's Thursday! I really need some down-time tonight...watch the O.C., Reunion, and ER...good stuff. Studying pretty much consumes my life these days, so any excuse I can find to put my feet up and watch some tv with a drink in hand is definitely welcome ( Read more... )