dude. sweet.

[huffgas]

Ahoy mateys! How be ye? Cap'n Tristan here, takin' ya on an adventure across the muthafuckin' shit. Arrrr, I be havin' a hard time keepin' this up. I be thinkin' that I be needin' to be takin' a different approach to this

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[sugarbearannie]

[fortunamirth]

Dude, you have SO brainwashed my sproggin's! That's the only explanation I can come up with as for why they just fucking adore you, man...except that maybe they just take after me...huh