Holy balls, man ( Read more... )

Okay, I have no idea what the hell is goin' on.
I woke up at 4:30 inda mornin', and then fell asleep again at 12:00. And now I have risen once more from my floory slumber. Hmmm... Let's see... yep, I got nuthin'. Jugga jigga wugga.

Vallory is a dumb jew. Yeah, I said it.
I've done 4 LJ updates today. Wack-a-doodle-doo. Just further proof that I need drugs. NOW.
I'm not sayin' I'm bored. I'm saying, uh... uh.. DRUGS! Bring them to me! Or the jew gets it!
OH! THIS RACISM IS KILLING ME INSIDE!

I went to the video store, but aparently there is no such movie as Chocolate Star Wars.
Bastards. Oh fuck man, BLINDING VIOLENCE. I guess thats Vallory's middle name? I dunno.
I just don't know.

I is about ta leave with the Vallory to go da DMV. Me dog is goin' fucking BITCHCAKES. Chasin' his tail on the kitchen floor. ZIFF!! Yeah, shit, yeah. GO! GO! GO! OKAY! I'M OUT!

Yo, hey, yo, honkys ( Read more... )