Oh dear. I'm drunk in the afternoon.

It's 34 fucking degrees on May 9th. Even for MN that is fucking ridiculous. Argh!!!

Just woke up from a dream where I was very late to work. That sucks. I have plenty of time right now, but I'm feeling terribly rushed and stressed out. Blah!

Couscous is one of the world's most perfect foods.

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I am CRAVING a cigarette!!!!! I can't remember the last time I even had one. I never even smoked more than two a day, even when I was in college. WTF?!

I was run off the road today by some oblivious jackass. I wasn't even in their blindspot, and they start merging over without a blinker. I laid on the horn, and they kept coming so I stopped and honked again--they were too close, I couldn't slow down fast enough, they were half a second fro slamming into me. It was at the point where two lanes of ( Read more... )

*big guilty shameless grin*


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I have been searching and searching and searching (on and off for years now) for a piece of the Agro Crag from Nickelodeon's show GUTS. A lot of people want a piece, I've run across mostly message boards looking for them.

I just ran across a blog stating that Nickleodeon took back the pieces they gave as trophies to the winners of the show, right ( Read more... )

Is it too much to ask that Taz and I have ONE FUCKING DAY TOGETHER where one or the other of us isn't being hounded by our employer?!