Fortune Cookies and Center Justification!

[hufflebunny]

So I bought a bag of fortune cookies on Thursday from the Bulk Barn. I must say, adding "in bed" to the end of fortunes never ceases to amuse me. Here's a few I've gotten this weekend.

"Your hard work will soon pay off in bed."
"You will soon discover something wonderful about yourself in bed."
"You are compassionate and understanding in bed."
"You

Comments

[mysweetradio]

I'm still curious as to what happened with your milk in the fridge. Did they find romance?

[hufflebunny]

They did find romance but when the lady milk was taken out of the fridge for coffee, the lady mayonnaise jumped at the chance, even just for those three minutes, and the affair between the mayonnaise and the male milk caused a bitter divorce between the two milks.