Male ducks don't lay eggs do they da~ne?

[huffleduck]

I found Mr Quackers da~ne.

...and I found out he's not a 'he' after all....

I'm going to be a grandmother da~ne....

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[gryffindor_rulz]

YOU...you...

youaresodumb.

(ooc: OMG I LOVE YOU VAN-CHAN~ <3)

[huffleduck]

;o; How can you say that da~ne?

You break my little heart with such harsh words da~ne. *WOE*

((ooc: XD Roll helped me with the idea))

[gryffindor_rulz]

E_E

EE..um..im sorry?

(OOC: its brilliant X333)

[huffleduck]

Is that how you treat a GRANDMOTHER-TO-BE da~ne!!!??? D:

Just you wait until you become a grandmother, than you will be singing another tune da~ne. :O

((ooc: *blushes*))

[inferus_exorior]

... at least you found it...

grandmother...?

[huffleduck]

Yes! He SHE has a built a nest by the greenhouses. The only reason I found him her was because he she was whining for food da~ne.

Yes~ ever since she was a duckling, Mr Quackers has always thought I was her 'mother' da~ne. So now that she is having children that makes me their grandmother da~ne~

[inferus_exorior]

... Poor thing. She must need food for her... eggs. Health and all.

Well... are you going to celebrate?

[huffleduck]

Yes~ Though I'm kind of afraid of the other's disturbing her da~ne. It IS by the greenhouses you know. Stupid duck. Why didn't she pick somewhere more...secluded to raise her young da~ne?

Candy da~ne!! :D

[slinkysmooth]

Sounds tasty. Congratulations. Who's the father? I don't think I've seen any ducks around the school... Maybe they're just unfertilized eggs? Are you going to eat them?

[huffleduck]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT! OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO EAT THEM DA~NE!! :O

The father could be any duck since I let her have free reign during the day when I am busy or in classes da~ne. I guess that means my duck is a slut da~ne?

((ooc: the muse cries at the thought of eating his own kind. XD))

[slinkysmooth]

....but eggs are tasty. So are ducks. There are some good duck and egg based delicacies, especially if they're prepared the right way. ...Raw is probably pretty good too. I suppose it's handy to have a duck for a pet. But then you don't want to eat it, so maybe not. Hmm...

Ah. Are you going to change the eggs different colors? That would be interesting. Although it's not Easter.

[huffleduck]

Step anywhere near my duck and I'll curse you da~ne! D:

..and NO I am no going to color the eggs. They are going to hatch into BABIES da~ne.

[_varazslat]

Congratulations on the grandchildren. If you're a grandmother now... does that mean you're actually a girl?

[huffleduck]

No~ I'm not a girl da~ne.

For further answers please consult the other replies, the explaination is all there...

thank you and have a nice day da~ne.

[_varazslat]

Sorry, I didn't feel like sifting through 50+ comments in your journal when it wasn't any of my business. I'll do that then.

What are you going to do with your ducklings? You'll probably have to set them free since you're only allowed one pet in Hogwarts :\

[huffleduck]

Hmm I never really thought about what I'm going to do with them da~ne. I guess I'll leave it up to Mr Quackers to what she wants to do with them da~ne.

If anything I can let her go with her young and just get a new pet da~ne.

Though I would be really sad...

[badger_pride]

Congratulations.

[huffleduck]

Thanks da~ne! :D