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Chris: "Steve, if I am ever nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for my work on the acceptance of Slave Monkeys in our society, I will publicly mock you on stage when I give my acceptance speech."

Steve: "If that is ever the case then I will be in the audience so that you may point me out."

I came into work this morning to find a Happy Birthday Banner strung across my cube. I have a feeling that today will be my bestest birthday ever. So far my plans today revolve around food. For lunch I will be going to Fortune Wake (my favorite Chinease place) and for dinner I will be going to the Melting Pot. So today I will be surronded by ( Read more... )

This one goes out to all my homeys.

Everyone has shoes. Some of them have poo in it. Some people poo in their own shoe. But it takes a rare man to poo in his own shoe and eat it too.

I hate code uploads at work, especially when I am trying to resolve an error. I need a horde of work safe flash cartoons and web diversions for when this happens again. Could anyone help me by sending out their favorite web stuffage?

Thanks!

Clickie clickie, the story is here!

Sweet!

And Mel Brooks, Darth Helmut didn't shoot first!

Now may the schwartz be with you!


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The Last Star Fighter, the Musical

I hope that the show has big fricken lasers.

And now I weep, for the eighties are coming back to me.

SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!


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