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[hugo__weaving]

Continuing, of course, with the theme of certain death that I seem to have brought upon this journal, I made the decision to inform all of you about a place no doubt most of you will end up: The Funeral Home. That is, of course, assuming you're not taken out into Death Valley, shot in the head and then having your carcass burned by the Iranian

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[mir_otto]

You frighten me to no end.

Just saying.

[hugo__weaving]

Miranda, I'm shocked and appalled. You're frightened by me, when it is clear I'm the one being terrorized by the possibility of fire on the horizon? We are, after all, entering my second season as a farmer. I am completely justified in my paranoia.

[mir_otto]

I was having a weak moment. Forgive me? And stop disappearing for so bloody long.

That frightens me more.

[hugo__weaving]

Apparently. I suppose I could find it in my heart to forgive and forget, but the goodness of my heart does not come free. This obviously calls for some sort of repayment program we've got to implement. You could always come and do a bit of farm work.

Miranda, you know very well I'm not used to having this sort of haute technologie in my home. It scares me more than anything.

[c_parker]

Hugo, I know this is inappropriate, but this has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time.

Make sure you sleep with the extinguisher next to the bed. Just saying.

[hugo__weaving]

It is absolutely inappropriate. How do you find my pain humorous, Craig? It is clear I live a life of pain and anguish.

I've actually gone a little further than that, actually. The extinguisher has taken Kat's dent in the mattress.

[hugo__weaving]

My God. Am I inebriated? Please forgive the obvious flaws in my grammar, it's 1:48 in the morning and I'm clearly losing my mind.

[mark__ferguson]

Good God, Hugo.

Hopefully you will live to a ripe old age with your farm.

[hugo__weaving]

Now, it's one or the other, Mark. Since we're on personal terms I don't very much mind it when you call me Hugo. But, during public gatherings and things of that sort, I'd prefer if you instead used Good God. It really does attract women.

[mark__ferguson]

As long as you call me High King. That, my friend is what really gets their attention.

And we all know, I need attention.

[hugo__weaving]

Ye Gods, I was in disbelief at Craig's stories at first, but you really have developed a sort of complex about those damnable movies, haven't you? Of course, my claims of godliness are completely true, make no mistake.

Clearly.

[khurban]

I hear they hide their children upstairs. I'm sure it's a rumour.

[hugo__weaving]

I've been sworn to secrecy, unfortunately. Without confirming or denying the existence of said children, I will say this: funeral homes are indeed vile and corrupted places.

[marton__csokas]

Between the olives,fire extinguisher, and lingering intimations of death, you seem to have yourself the makings of a first-rate art house film in the tradition of Buñuel.