My favourite critique yet.

[hugo__weaving]

"The Return of the King stages the final showdown in which the forces of good defend the citadel Minas Tirith against the evil hordes amassed by fiery eye-in-the-sky Sauron; meanwhile, plucky hobbit Frodo (Elijah Wood) ventures into the dark mountains to destroy the baleful Ring. This time, mercifully, Jackson mostly loses those time-wasting elves

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[lawless_lucy]

I would choose the next best thing, New Zealand. It's remarkably beautiful there and populated with such attractive, charming people.

Why, thank you, Hugo! Not to mention the air's cleaner than most other places in the world.

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[hugo__weaving]

You know that I had you specifically in mind when I said that, Lucy. *wink*

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[lawless_lucy]

*laughs* You sweet talker, you.

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[hugo__weaving]

Who, me? I only speak sincerely.

[dave_wenham_]

One more time: Leonard Nimoy's sulky sister. That's impressively creative.

Actually, that's bloody great, mate! I'd be pretty damn pleased to see something that creative in critical reviews about my work. You lucky bugger.

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[hugo__weaving]

I could think of a few creative names to call you, if you'd like. :>

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[dave_wenham_]

*laughs* Really, now? Such as?

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[hugo__weaving]

Well, this journal has a PG audience, so some things had best be told in private.

[dom_monaghan]

Well, let's just say it has to do with martini's yeah?

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[hugo__weaving]

Don't ask don't tell. I'll have a crate shipped out tomorrow just for you, Dom.

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[dom_monaghan]

You're ten shades of wonderful, Hugo. Cheers!

[marton__csokas]

One has to admire the original alliteration the reviewer managed for that turn of phrase. Does this addition to the Nimoy family mean you'll be gracing us with a rendition of the Bilbo Baggins song in the near future?

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[hugo__weaving]

I can do it right now, but let me warn you that I sing like a fish:

Biiiiiiiilbo! Biiiiiiiiiiilbo! Bilbo Baggins!
He's only three feet tall!
Biiiiiiiilbo! Biiiiiiiiiiilbo! Bilbo Baggins!
The bravest little hobbit of them all!

Hmm, perhaps the original does it better.

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[marton__csokas]

Well, that was a game attempt, Hugo, if I've ever heard one. Perhaps next you would try a little Abba?

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[hugo__weaving]

Now that's where I'm going to have to draw the line.

[c_parker]

It's remarkably beautiful there and populated with such attractive, charming people.

Like Lucy said, you always were a charmer.

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[hugo__weaving]

You know that I had you specifically in mind when I said that, Craig. *wink*

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[c_parker]

Hugo, if I didn't know you better, I'd say you were using the copy/paste function for that response, changing only the names.

Slacking off on the debonair department there, Hugo. My heart weeps.

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[hugo__weaving]

What? What is this copy/paste function? *innocent*