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doods. treatlady keeps calling me fartastic. i think its cause i ate salmon cream cheese and it makes my bum make those wet noises. sometimes its more like the loudness of a door slamming but thats when i eat cheddar i think. treatlady calls me the dairy king. yesterday she made broccoli with cheddar cheese and i ate it. ilike broccoli when it has
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I have to tell ya the best treats in the world and the trick to get them. First fint out where that pizza shop is. There are like 6 around here. Anyway, when you get close you get real interested in peeing and sniffing. This will distract your treat lady. then check out for pizza crusts. There are ussally one or two around. If you like cheese, pizza is like the tops... so the other day i was sniffen and stuff and dropping like a few drops of pee, and saw this major score. it was two slices of pizza. Ok so I wanted to just jump on it and chomp it down. But i waited and did a misdirection on the leash, like i was headed for the street, which freaked out my treat guy and then did a quick cut in the direction of the pizza and got half of it down before he even realized. Was so cool. and tasty. GO FOR THE PIZZA DOOD.
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you sniffed a pensioner's butt.
'cos that's what she is y'know - RETIRED.
that's why she can't chase bunnies anymore.cos she's OLD.
get yourself a nice poodle.
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beth was all skinny like a super model. i like boxers.
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