pussy of the day.

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WIGGAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pulheeeeeze take me squirrel fishing. please. i wont fart for two days!!

wiggahs. im having a problem. treat lady bought a new waterbowl the other day. every morning and night she walks over to the water bowl and talks to it. she gives the waterbowl treats. something is wrong. i have also noticed that i have been getting more pigs ears than normal. and more spooning. she calls the waterbowl frankandbean. i dont know ( Read more... )

wiggahs. i am WICKED scared of electric toothbrushes. treat lady chases me with them. hair guy needs to STOP calling me baby and picking me up. treat lady also needs to stop drinking juice that makes her fall over.
pussy of the day in honor of treat lady

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excuse me. can i get a big old what what? can i get a motherfucking witness. my treat lady and the lady that sleeps on the floor took me out yesterday. wiggas, she took me on stairs that arent really stairs but they are stairs and they are flat for a minute and then they are stairs. they WICKED scared me dOOd. seriously. so i wouldnt get on the ( Read more... )

i barfed on my mom last night. it was squishy. i tried to eat it up before she noticed but, she heard me and thought that i was licking my weiner on the bed again. she always kicks me off the bed and says that its in appropriate to lick my own weiner when people are trying to sleep. well. yup. she got barf all over her arms. i dont know why she ( Read more... )

my t'aint smells wicked good.
pussy of the day

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pussy of the day

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i thought maybe i should tell you all something ( Read more... )

uh. i ate some couch today. im in trouble.