Thingy
Go to http://www.urbandictionary.com and enter the answers to the following questions in the search box then post the best result.
1) Your name?
Alex
noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex
2) Your age?
23
The greatest number of all time.
Reasons why: It is...
1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
10. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
13. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
20. the number of the Illuminati.
21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).
3) One of your friends?
Colin
A man who urinates on the females he sleeps with.
"Oh I just got colined the other night"
4) What should you be doing?
Working
The opposite of EA Games.
This game is working!
5) Favorite color?
At the moment Silver
It's All Good; Everything is all good.
-How you feel, yo?
-Man, you know I'm silver.
In the periodic table of elements, the symbol for silver is AG.
6) Birthplace?
Rotorua NZ
No answer for rotorua, but New Zealnd has a few
The bomb diggity... Home of L&P, V, the Buzzy Bee, Footrot Flats, Jandals, Pavlova, Tip Top ice cream, Fish and Chips, Maketu Pies, Swandris, Paua Shell jewellery, the Silver Fern, beautiful scenery, gazillions of Sheep, Peter Jackson, LOTR, and all the best sportspeople and musicians.
Because of this, a lot of jealous Aussie bastards have claimed 'ownership' of true-blue Kiwi icons, such as Uncle Pete and the Pav.
Aussie: "NZ sucks"
NZer: "What would you know, you kangaroo-fucking outback drongo
7) Month of your birthday?
November
What the Fuck???
code word used to describe a black person instead of saying the "n" word
So I'm at the bar and this november comes up to me and asks me if i have a menthol.
8) Last person you talked to?
Christine
1983 movie about the car that came alive and tore shit up. killed tons of people, and was an overall badass.
Hell hath no Fury...like Christine.
9) One of your nicknames?
lexi
Hahahahahah!
Lexi is hot, fun and attractive. Males become obsessed with her charm and she never fails to get what she wants. Lexi is carefree and wild, while maintaining a sophisticated image. Lexi is known for being a good girl with a crazy side. Lexi always has a great body and loves attention.
Lexi looks so good today, have you seen her?
Lexi has the nicest ass!