[Upon the deck of the Weather Hardy, there stands the perfect image of a
pirate queen (yes, that's what she's actually wearing) in all her splendor, smirking down at the communicator.]
Yarr, we here be claiming this ship in the name of England. [But, Rosemary, you're a pirate, pirates don't claim things in the name of their country-] If ye be
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Excuse me...
[You'd be lucky to be able to hear him from a foot away.]
I am told that there are a number of Frenchmen on-board this ship.
[Nothing suspicious about this situation.
Nope.]
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[He is plainly baffled by this lady.]
Have you bumped your head?
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...What am I looking at right now.
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And your shirt is open.
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okay yeah really okay with this ]
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[Pirates don't talk like that, England, such a poser.]
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She may also be leaning forward in a way that shows off her own cleavage she can play this game too miss pirate.]
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I beg your pardon? [Oh wait] I mean- Yarr, lass, I be keeping my ship in right good condition, I'll be havin' ye knowin'.
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Non, non, non! [Is that a French accent, yes I think it is] Very messy! As messy as you are yourself, mademoiselle. You are in desperate need of a bath, have you no one to draw it for you?
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Arrr, lass, this be a pirate ship. Ain't be much need for baths at sea, nor someone to draw one. [... Wrinkles her nose slightly at that. It is a bit gross.]
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