asking for it

[hulz]

It'd been a while since anyone had sent me a "gem" of an email on a dating site.  I usually show compassion and understanding,  I mean, we're all in the the same boat, so no one deserves to be made fun of just for putting themselves out there, right?  Mostly.  However, sometimes a complete pendejo comes along and asks, no...pleads to be made fun of

Comments

[jennifatt]

ANGEL, WHY DO CRABS TRY TO PINCH YOUR FINGERS OFF WHEN YOU GRAB THEM?

BEES ARE FUNNY. I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES. I LIKE TO PUT THEM IN MY HAT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CRABS? DO YOU LIKE CRABS? EVEN WHEN THEY PINCH YOU? WHAT IF THEY PINCHED YOU ON YOUR MAN BOOB?

MMMAAAAAANNNNNNNNN BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBB

I WANT TO TAKE A NAP.

P.S. DO YOU THINK THAT 5 YEAR OLDS BITE PEOPLE? WHAT IF ALL THE 5 YEAR OLDS TURNED INTO ZOMBIES? WOULD THEY BITE MORE PEOPLE THAN THEY ALREADY DO?

P.P.S. ROSES ARE PRETTY

P.P.P.S. UM, WHY ARE FIRE ANTS CALLED FIRE ANTS WHEN THEY'RE NOT ON FIRE?

BYE BYE

JULIA

[mattifer]

Jennifatt you are a comic genius.

[hulz]

I heart you!!

[sister_chuy]

tears rolling down my face - literally! thank you for this.

although, now that i think about it, its just a little be scary that you were able to get inside his head and copy him so well. just scary enough.

[calmenda]

No way. Hahahahahahahaha

Wow, that's all I can say.